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    Re: Dan Marino had a love child in 2005

    He was probably attracted to the mistress because she didn't have any rings, either.
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    Re: Dan Marino had a love child in 2005

    Quote Originally Posted by MikeInRoch View Post
    He was probably attracted to the mistress because she didn't have any rings, either.


    In all seriousness though Claire Marino should be nomiated for sainthood given that she has had to deal with Dan cheating on her, fathering a love child, sticking with him, and still raising the non-bastaard children.

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    Re: Dan Marino had a love child in 2005

    Quote Originally Posted by The Jokeman View Post
    He's wife is pretty hot too for having six kids.

    He's married to Melissa Stark?
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    Re: Dan Marino had a love child in 2005

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    LOL save the holier than thou crap you damn mouth breather.

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    Christ, you are the queerest person in the history of Bills fanhood. I swear to god I would stomp you.

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    Re: Dan Marino had a love child in 2005

    Wow, squeaky clean Danny Boy has a splotch on his permanent record now?

    I honestly didn't see that coming.

    I may have to login to FinHeaven and razz the Fish fans.
    Disclaimer: The sentiment expressed in this post is strictly for entertainment purposes only.

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    Re: Dan Marino had a love child in 2005

    Quote Originally Posted by justasportsfan View Post
    Marino has been known to be a cheap dork who won't even tip waiters and bartenders. Having 1 known lovechild proves his cheapness.
    Is he a pastor at a storefront church on the side?

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    Re: Dan Marino had a love child in 2005

    She'd be hotter if she watched.

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    Re: Dan Marino had a love child in 2005

    Quote Originally Posted by DevilPaul View Post
    To be fair to Marino she was pretty hot.
    Eh. She is ok. An NFL HOF should be able to get better than that.

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    Re: Dan Marino had a love child in 2005

    easier to pick into the background of Dan Marino then ask hard questions of Adrian Peterson and Ray Lewis on their "miraculous" recoveries.

    NFL PR TEAM: "Nothing to see here folks... move along... all our players are clean... by the way did you know that Dan Marino has a love child?"
    My wife told me that if I had a dollar for every girl who found me unattractive, girls would find me VERY attractive.

    MY WIFE SAID THAT!!!

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    Re: Dan Marino had a love child in 2005

    Seems his mistress should have been hotter. Seriously, I am average looking with an average income and my mistresses is hotter.

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