Page 2 of 2 FirstFirst 12
Results 21 to 30 of 30

Thread: Dan Marino had a love child in 2005

  1. #21
    Registered User MikeInRoch's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2003
    Posts
    9,040
    Thanks
    235
    Thanked 451 Times in 248 Posts
    Power to Give Rep
    34
    ZoneBux
    24,183.22
    Bank
    0.00
    Total ZoneBux
    24,183.22
    Donate

    Re: Dan Marino had a love child in 2005

    He was probably attracted to the mistress because she didn't have any rings, either.
    "'Clean up your room.', 'Stand up straight.', 'Pick up your feet.', 'Take it like a man.', 'Be nice to your sister.', 'Don't mix beer and wine, ever.'. Oh yeah, 'Don't drive on the railroad track.'"

    "Eh, Phil. That's one I happen to agree with."

  2. Post thanked by:

    Mike13 (01-31-2013),Novacane (02-01-2013),ServoBillieves (01-31-2013)

  3. #22
    Registered User Mike13's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2005
    Location
    Miami FL
    Posts
    4,444
    Thanks
    186
    Thanked 156 Times in 112 Posts
    Power to Give Rep
    17
    ZoneBux
    6,079.49
    Bank
    0.00
    Total ZoneBux
    6,079.49
    Donate

    Re: Dan Marino had a love child in 2005

    Quote Originally Posted by MikeInRoch View Post
    He was probably attracted to the mistress because she didn't have any rings, either.


    In all seriousness though Claire Marino should be nomiated for sainthood given that she has had to deal with Dan cheating on her, fathering a love child, sticking with him, and still raising the non-bastaard children.

  4. #23
    Lecter's Little Bitch
    Mr. Miyagi's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2002
    Location
    Wisconsin
    Posts
    51,074
    Thanks
    13
    Thanked 586 Times in 316 Posts
    Power to Give Rep
    144
    ZoneBux
    30,366.42
    Bank
    0.00
    Total ZoneBux
    30,366.42
    Donate

    Re: Dan Marino had a love child in 2005

    Quote Originally Posted by The Jokeman View Post
    He's wife is pretty hot too for having six kids.

    He's married to Melissa Stark?
    Last edited by Mr. Miyagi; 01-31-2013 at 02:21 PM.

  5. #24
    short bus extraordinaire SABURZFAN's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2002
    Location
    Down South
    Posts
    50,668
    Thanks
    121
    Thanked 234 Times in 176 Posts
    Power to Give Rep
    160
    ZoneBux
    2,718.70
    Bank
    20,370.57
    Total ZoneBux
    23,089.27
    Donate

    Re: Dan Marino had a love child in 2005

    Quote Originally Posted by Mike13 View Post
    LOL save the holier than thou crap you damn mouth breather.

    Quote Originally Posted by yordad
    Christ, you are the queerest person in the history of Bills fanhood. I swear to god I would stomp you.

  6. #25
    disappointed romantic JoeMama's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2002
    Posts
    3,655
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 2,204 Times in 1,092 Posts
    Power to Give Rep
    19
    ZoneBux
    35,667.23
    Bank
    0.00
    Total ZoneBux
    35,667.23
    Donate

    Re: Dan Marino had a love child in 2005

    Wow, squeaky clean Danny Boy has a splotch on his permanent record now?

    I honestly didn't see that coming.

    I may have to login to FinHeaven and razz the Fish fans.

  7. #26
    Registered User Discotrish's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2003
    Location
    Native: West Seneca Now: Florida
    Posts
    18,331
    Thanks
    152
    Thanked 225 Times in 177 Posts
    Power to Give Rep
    49
    ZoneBux
    41,979.68
    Bank
    0.00
    Total ZoneBux
    41,979.68
    Donate

    Re: Dan Marino had a love child in 2005

    Quote Originally Posted by justasportsfan View Post
    Marino has been known to be a cheap dork who won't even tip waiters and bartenders. Having 1 known lovechild proves his cheapness.
    Is he a pastor at a storefront church on the side?

    Patti

  8. #27
    Third prize is you're fired MitchMurrayDowntown's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2011
    Location
    Naples FL
    Posts
    6,105
    Thanks
    1,211
    Thanked 548 Times in 411 Posts
    Power to Give Rep
    15
    ZoneBux
    58.34
    Bank
    250,150.59
    Total ZoneBux
    250,208.93
    Donate

    Re: Dan Marino had a love child in 2005

    She'd be hotter if she watched.

  9. #28
    Registered User Novacane's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2002
    Location
    WNY
    Posts
    21,102
    Thanks
    950
    Thanked 382 Times in 231 Posts
    Power to Give Rep
    64
    ZoneBux
    26,680.54
    Bank
    0.00
    Total ZoneBux
    26,680.54
    Donate

    Re: Dan Marino had a love child in 2005

    Quote Originally Posted by DevilPaul View Post
    To be fair to Marino she was pretty hot.
    Eh. She is ok. An NFL HOF should be able to get better than that.

  10. #29
    Dances With Buffaloes Ingtar33's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2002
    Posts
    9,716
    Thanks
    101
    Thanked 277 Times in 115 Posts
    Power to Give Rep
    36
    ZoneBux
    33,710.77
    Bank
    0.00
    Total ZoneBux
    33,710.77
    Donate

    Re: Dan Marino had a love child in 2005

    easier to pick into the background of Dan Marino then ask hard questions of Adrian Peterson and Ray Lewis on their "miraculous" recoveries.

    NFL PR TEAM: "Nothing to see here folks... move along... all our players are clean... by the way did you know that Dan Marino has a love child?"
    Predicted Bills Record 7-9
    Actual Bills Record 6-10
    Prognostication Record 11-5

    Hurray for mediocrity!

  11. #30
    Registered User
    Join Date
    Sep 2009
    Location
    In all black, just outside your window.
    Posts
    572
    Thanks
    2
    Thanked 31 Times in 14 Posts
    Power to Give Rep
    5
    ZoneBux
    1,819.94
    Bank
    0.00
    Total ZoneBux
    1,819.94
    Donate

    Re: Dan Marino had a love child in 2005

    Seems his mistress should have been hotter. Seriously, I am average looking with an average income and my mistresses is hotter.

  12. Post thanked by:

    MitchMurrayDowntown (02-04-2013)

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •