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  1. 04-22-2014, 08:43 AM #1
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    Jesus returns to the Garden for Easter

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    I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
    "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
    You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
    It was all     true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
    He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can     mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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    Re: Jesus returns to the Garden for Easter

    Did he win an autographed picture of Milan Lucic doing the can opener?
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    Re: Jesus returns to the Garden for Easter

    And I thought PhillyFan set the gold standard for douchebaggery...
    John Hemingway(facing certain death): I want to see Buffalo win the Super Bowl.
    David Coltrane(threatening John): Nobody's going to live that long, pal.


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    Re: Jesus returns to the Garden for Easter

    Is this some kind of a sick joke?
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    Re: Jesus returns to the Garden for Easter

    Quote Originally Posted by MitchMurrayDowntown View Post
    Is this some kind of a sick joke?
    They prefer to call it Christianity.


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