Jesus returns to the Garden for Easter

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  • The King
    Without me it's just Awe so
    • Jun 2004
    • 42380
    #1

    Jesus returns to the Garden for Easter

    Jesus booed at TD Garden, on Easter Sunday, by the worst people alive (Video)
    http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-puck-daddy/jesus-booed-out-of-td-garden--on-easter-sunday--by-the-worst-people-alive--video-213155569.html?soc_src=mediacontentsharebuttons
    If you've read the New Testament, you probably know by now that Jesus is a big fan of gardens. The last place he went before his arrest was the Garden of Gethsemane. And most recently, he was spotted at the TD Garden, where the Bruins and Red Wings duked it out for Game 2 of their first-round series.



    I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
    "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
    You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
    It was all     true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
    He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can     mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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  • chernobylwraiths
    Registered User
    • Jan 2003
    • 41838
    #2
    Re: Jesus returns to the Garden for Easter

    Did he win an autographed picture of Milan Lucic doing the can opener?
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    • ckg927
      Not quite Best in the World....
      • Aug 2012
      • 21102
      #3
      Re: Jesus returns to the Garden for Easter

      And I thought PhillyFan set the gold standard for douchebaggery...
      John Hemingway(facing certain death): I want to see Buffalo win the Super Bowl.
      David Coltrane(threatening John): Nobody's going to live that long, pal.


      -The John Larroquette Show, "A Dark and Stormy Night", 4/12/94

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      • MitchMurrayDowntown
        Skoobasaurus-Rex
        • Oct 2011
        • 22284
        #4
        Re: Jesus returns to the Garden for Easter

        Is this some kind of a sick joke?

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        • G Wolly
          Registered User
          • Mar 2004
          • 9387
          #5
          Re: Jesus returns to the Garden for Easter

          Originally posted by MitchMurrayDowntown View Post
          Is this some kind of a sick joke?
          They prefer to call it Christianity.


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