Originally Posted by
Mace
I lowballed my initial bid to feel out the competitors. Morgan Stanley said not good enough, I went up 5 more dollars, they sent me the book. It wasn't the best book because there were no cheerleader pics in it, lot of stupid numbers, and I didn't get to meet any when the Head of Sanitation gave me a tour of the dumpsters, though some people waved to me when I waved to them as a prospective owner near the dumpsters. I always bond with Freegans, I am a man of the people.
Anyway, I'm going as high as $243 in the final round , but my attorney advises me this whole process is a farce. I think that's what he said anyway, I don't speak that dialect of his native tongue, but I'm the customer and the customer is always right so it better be what he said or I'll get another lawyer for the next team I mean to buy if I can get my 50 dollars back from him. If I can't I see it as a relationship of faith and he'd better get me a book with cheerleader pics in it.
I suppose technically I did not bid over 900 million either, as if.
It's a staged spectacle for people that have more money than I do, I am inclined to believe.