A paper bag should do it.
A paper bag should do it.
10 Commandments of the D
1. Never stop Rocking.
2. Legalize all drugs.
3. Quit your day job.
4. All Religion should be taxed.
5. Cut down on carbohydrates.
6. F**k her gently.
7. Never believe what people tell you after a show.
8. Always take a spoon full of Metamucil after a heavy day of eating.
9. Get at least 9 hours of sleep a day.
10. Eatin' ain't cheatin'.
Just call him before the game and tell him that it's his imaginary dead girlfriend back from the grave again. That'll distract him.
omg that guy will never live that down
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jimmifli (09-18-2014)
Tell him in pre-game his imaginary cat died.
Wear Alabama jerseys during the game. That is a definite way to make him disappear
Originally Posted by mysticsoto
casdhf (09-18-2014),Dujek (09-18-2014),Night Train (09-18-2014),trapezeus (09-18-2014),YardRat (09-18-2014)
Inform him that the Chargers never existed in the first place.
That oughta really **** him up.
Just get Katie to sit down with him and he'll start singing:
-Bill
because of this thread, i predict a breakout game for Teo. bah!
Serve him a summons for abusing his girlfriend right before game time?
I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
"Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.
Fakes... Lots of fakes.
Diehard BillGator... best of both worlds
Have a REAL girlfriend show up. Maybe one of those butthurt former Jills?
lol...you guys can be ****ing nasty
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