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    Pats sign Alan Branch !

    Had he not been a late, loafing, unprepared drunken out of shape mountain of a man striving to impress coming off the contract of his career and had the Pats not slapped us stupid in our house, I might think they hadn't done themselves harm and might well be preparing to slap us around worse in their house, but now they might have to do it without a few toes from shooting them off themselves.


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    Re: Pats sign Alan Branch !

    He was the only guy on the D-line to not record a single sack last year.

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    Re: Pats sign Alan Branch !

    He became bad news quickly.

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    Re: Pats sign Alan Branch !

    Chandler Jones out a month and the addition of Allan Branch. I'd say that is a huge downgrade for Pats with some tough teams coming up on schedule. Only helps the Bills. Doubt Branch will be on roster when Bills play Pats again.

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    Re: Pats sign Alan Branch !

    championship.

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    Re: Pats sign Alan Branch !

    He played well last season before he got his extension. I'd say he'll play well again this year trying to earn another payday.
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    Re: Pats sign Alan Branch !

    Branch a capable 3/4 DE or interior DL, but not much good other than being large. He's no Chandler Jones but hes a decent replacement off the waiver wire for them.

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    Re: Pats sign Alan Branch !

    he was a good player before getting extended and apparently going on a binge of debauchery that included not working out and driving drunk. fitty bones there was weed involved

    i suspect he got back in shape and could be a very adequate fill in for them
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    Re: Pats sign Alan Branch !

    Quote Originally Posted by Meathead View Post
    he was a good player before getting extended and apparently going on a binge of debauchery that included not working out and driving drunk. fitty bones there was weed involved

    i suspect he got back in shape and could be a very adequate fill in for them
    That is the big question.

    Did Branch get in shape thinking a team with injuries would come calling or did he sit back & get even fatter & more out of shape?

    I guess we will find out.

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    Re: Pats sign Alan Branch !

    Will Belichick motivate him by dangling a donut on a string over his facemask?

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