Robert Kraft & his Israeli Football League

[swiper]

Read and be amazed.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Israeli_Football_League

Awards:

• Most Valuable Player: Dani Eastman, WR/DB/RS/QB, Judean Rebels
• Offensive Player-of-the-Year: Adi Hakami, QB, Tel Aviv/Jaffa Sabres
• Defensive Player-of-the-Year: Gilad Shoham, DE, Ramat Hasharon Hammers
• Special Team Player-of-the-Year: Liran Zamir, K/P, Judean Rebels
• Coaching Staff-of-the-Year: Hasharon Hammers
• Offensive Rookie-of-the-Year: Jordan Curran, QB, Ramat Hasharon Hammers
• Defensive Rookie-of-the-Year: Mor Kalomiti, DB, Petah Tikva Troopers

[swiper]

Do they recruit from ?

[SpikedLemonade]

The league will no doubt expand into the Gaza Strip, Golan Heights and West Bank.

[Skooby]

Their away games versus Iran would be a blast.

[upstart]

The league will no doubt expand into the Gaza Strip, Golan Heights and West Bank.

Outstanding !

[YardRat]

Well, at least somewhere the Sabres are champions.

[K-Gun]

The Judean Rebels! Greatest name in history!!!

[DynaPaul]

No one from the Goyim Haters made it?

[Mace]

I don't know about anyone else, but I was expecting Petach Tikva to do better than 2-8 in 2013 despite being expansion the year before. I thought they had some talent and was thinking 5-5 wasn't out of the question if they didn't have that crap OC and so many injuries in mid season.

Ramat Hasharon was robbed in that wild card game by the officials in going down to the Jerusalem Kings 40-36. I was furious. They would have easily taken Tel Aviv/Jaffa where the Kings instead went down in one of the worst beatings I've seen in the pro sport, Tel Aviv/Jaffa savaging them 60-6.

Came as no surprise the Sabres then rolled the Rebels, the officials love Tel Aviv/Jaffa, but there's just no way they could have matched up with Ramat Hasharon.

I was so upset with that on top of the Basrah-Mosul fiasco (Muhab al-Fresco had probably the best game of his career) in the Iraqi league sponsored by Mark Davis, that I stopped watching Middle Eastern Football entirely.

[Skooby]

i wonder if the Sabres have the same theme song as the Sabres (Sabredance) ?

[Scumbag College]

Oy Vey! Robert Kraft and his meshugana league are hocking me in chinik!

[Mace]

i wonder if the Sabres have the same theme song as the Sabres (Sabredance) ?

No, they don't Baldwin, er MurrayDowntown. That was a pedestrian assumption if you've ever watched Israeli football. Their theme song is Celebration by Kool and the Gang. That is every teams theme song, it's one of the peculiarities of Israeli football, hockey, basketball, baseball and curling.

[YardRat]

So have the '2014 IFL Champions - Jerusalem Lions' t-shirts and hats made it to the poorer inner-city communities in the States yet?

[Historian]

BonJovi can buy the Jerusalem Kings...

[justasportsfan]

how is this bills related?

[ticatfan]

The league will no doubt expand into the Gaza Strip, Golan Heights and West Bank.

Great idea, maybe some sports over there will settle things down. Instead of killing each other, head to the field.

[swiper]

how is this bills related?

Well it's not. I admit to piling on the back of the recent Kraft/Patriot bashing threads.

[justasportsfan]

Great idea, maybe some sports over there will settle things down. Instead of killing each other, head to the field.

its been done before and didn't work.

They had a team called The Hamas Rockets. During their first practice at camp, their D sacked their qb and went after his family right after that. The team had to disband.

Why do you think Gibran Hamdan decided to play in the US and then NFL Europa?

[Albany,n.y.]

how is this bills related?

Lately, this is more of a Patriots board than a Bills board.

It can be related if we go after the QBs. They can't be any worse than Tuel.