Offseason Haiku Contest

[CleveSteve]

Bills on the way up
Now that Rex Ryan has got
One foot in the door.

[YardRat]

Davis in second
BJ Finney in the third
Color me happy

[coastal]

Blow me blow me blow
homo homo homo blow
blow me blow me blow

[SpikedLemonade]

Blow me blow me blow
homo homo homo blow
blow me blow me blow

You may be criticized here not for your message but its poetic structure.

[coastal]

You may be criticized here not for your message but its poetic structure.

Please see my brilliant haiku for a response

[SpikedLemonade]

Please see my brilliant haiku for a response

The second stanza seemed to reach out in an attempt to be inclusive.

[feldspar]

Haikus are stupid
Poke my eye out with a stick
I win the contest

[Mace]

Shady no dancer
EJ don't be a prancer
Tom gets ball cancer

Shady a dancer,
EJ must be a prancer,
Extend Dareus at once

[YardRat]

New England in first
Fins and Jets tie for second
That would suck big balls

[Night Train]

I hate myself
I share my misery here
where's the cat ?

[SpikedLemonade]

I hate myself
I share my misery here
where's the cat ?

Cat's ass is shaven
Pussy no longer maiden
Better stay hidden

[coastal]

Alcoholism
big tree inn Yukon Jack shot
memories of youth

[YardRat]

"We will ground and pound"
"Lookie, lookie, here come Cookie"
"Building a bully"

[SpikedLemonade]

Off to Buffalo
Go Bisons Go Bisons Go
Dodging the hobos

[Rhettoric]

The legend Kiko
Fades as B-lo gets Shady
Sail-ebration yacht

[Rhettoric]

Incognito guard
In line to protect Cassel
Multiple offense

[Skooby]

Incognito guard
In line to protect Cassel
Multiple offense

Are you in Naples or Fort Myers ?? (I'm in Naples).

[SpikedLemonade]

Are you in Naples or Fort Myers ?? (I'm in Naples).

Most disturbing Haiku ever!!!

[Shane Brother Shane]

Rex steers the Bills truck,
Windows down at 10 below,
Shout Song cranked full blast