MH's Virtually Guaranteed to Happen No Guessing Final 53 Man Roster

[Meathead]

includes possible douchebags

QB Manuel, Cassel, Taylor
RB McCoy, Dixon, Brown, Possible Douchebag Black Williams
FB Felton
TE Clay, Gragg, O'Leary
WR Watkins, Woods, Harvin, Hogan, Goodwin, Easley
C Wood, Urbik
OT Glenn, Henderson, Kouandj7zio
OG Douchebag But Not as Bad as People Say Incognito, Richardson, Miller

25 Offense

DE Big Black Williams, Hughes, Carrington, Lawson
DT Dareus, White Williams, Charles, Bryant
MLB Brown, Powell
OLB Bradham, R.Johnson, Steward
CB Gilmore, McKelvin, Possible Douchebag Darby, Graham, Robey, Brooks, Cockrell
S Small Black Williams 1, Small Black Williams 2, Meeks, Rambo

24 Defense

K Carpenter, Gay
P Schmidt
LS Sanborn

[Topas]

I think you are missing another douchebag ... Collins

[swiper]

Spikes please.

[Meathead]

it was a toss up between spikes and the gay guy. it also depends on how much they actually plan to use the lbs vs dbs. there might not be a roster spot for spikes

[Topas]

it was a toss up between spikes and the gay guy. it also depends on how much they actually plan to use the lbs vs dbs. there might not be a roster spot for spikes

I thought you are talking about Michael Sam ... Maybe capitalizing Gay would help

[EDS]

Wait, that can't work since you cut a Williams.

[OpIv37]

Your final 53 man roster has 25 O, 24 D and 3 ST. That's 52.....

[OpIv37]

Oops nevermind- I just noticed you had two K's but I can't delete the post for some reason.

[BuffaloRedleg]

Taylor is going to start I think Rex is really high on him

[WagonCircler]

EJ will not be the starter, Meat. No matter how much you stroke yourself over him.

[jamze132]

Yeah after our super cool, awesome draft, I don't think it's that hard to predict our 53 man roster. Great job MH, I agree.

[Meathead]

Your final 53 man roster has 25 O, 24 D and 3 ST. That's 52.....

it was screwing me up too i kept thinking the d looked light. i kept wanting to add either spikes or landry

[Meathead]

EJ will not be the starter, Meat. No matter how much you stroke yourself over him.

yes bc thats what i have been doing this whole time. im a blind ej homer and i have no logic or reason behind why i think he will start. my catchers mitt full of astroglide and ejs picture embroiders on the palm are dead giveaways

[SpikedLemonade]

I think only one of WR Hogan or Easley will be kept this year. Easley was kept in previous years to play STs and perhaps one of the rookies RB Williams or CB Darby fill that role. If not, Hogan will be cut so there are only 5 WRs.

I think they may keep 9 OLs if they don't cut Chris Williams especially if they sign Collins.

[swiper]

Anyone that thinks Tyrod Taylor is starting over Cassel is just clueless.

[swiper]

Travaris Jackson is a better QB than Tyrod Taylor ever will be.

[EDS]

I think only one of WR Hogan or Easley will be kept this year. Easley was kept in previous years to play STs and perhaps one of the rookies RB Williams or CB Darby fill that role. If not, Hogan will be cut so there are only 5 WRs.

I think they may keep 9 OLs if they don't cut Chris Williams especially if they sign Collins.

I would prefer to keep Hogan over Goodwin.

[SpikedLemonade]

I would prefer to keep Hogan over Goodwin.

Yeah sure. I have no problem with that. Goodwin plays better in underwear than in football pads.

Now that we have greatly upgraded our pass catching TEs, I don't know the wisdom of carrying 6 WRs when we have a lot of question marks on our OL where carrying an extra makes sense.

[Forward_Lateral]

If they cut Fred Jackson, I won't watch a down of Bills football this season.

[Mr. Miyagi]

I'd keep Freddie and cut Dixon. Douchebag Black Williams can be the short yardage guy. Dixon sucks at it anyway.