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The daughter of comedian Chris Elliot. She was also an SNL member.
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1:hump:0%0:$:0%1I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
"Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.
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Not a fan of most blondes and have a supernatural fear of Chris Elliot manifesting. -
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How did THAT come from Chris Elliot?Comment
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I mean, i'm pretty easy and all. There's absolutely no question Id totally bang the chick. But give me 7,000 any day. There are other attractive blonds that can be had for free (or $500/hour).Last edited by Jimkelly12203; 06-10-2015, 10:01 PM.All Hail Josh Allen! Savior of the Buffalo Bills!
Freedom for the Ukraine. Down with Putin and every traitor in this country that supports him.
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I can't take money to the grave so **** it.
I'm tossing her salad til the break of dawn. And you can take that to the bank.
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Awesome.Originally posted by JoeMama View PostI can't take money to the grave so **** it.
I'm tossing her salad til the break of dawn. And you can take that to the bank.
bang.
happy reading Blondie.Comment
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I always try to post stuff that will make women puke.Originally posted by coastal View Post
And fingers crossed Blondie doesn't read your filth about banging this lovely young woman!Disclaimer: The sentiment expressed in this post is strictly for entertainment purposes only.Comment
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Huh .. He has now reinstated his gym membership .. Maybe I should worry ...Originally posted by JoeMama View Post
I was banned for calling Yardie a coward, by DB, in a tread about women’s issues happening right now in America. Nothing better than republican men silencing women’s voices, especially in the Buffalo Spin zone!!Comment
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OMG as if coastal couldn't be any bigger of a friggin' babe, now you're telling me he's getting ripped on top of it???Originally posted by Blondie View PostHuh .. He has now reinstated his gym membership .. Maybe I should worry ...
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