The white Michael Vick! Rob Johnson 2.0! Ralph Wilson's last big love affair!
Can it really be ten years since we fell in man-lust with the boat-stealing dick from SoCal?
JP, we hardly knew ye!
But thanks for screwing this franchise for a decade and into the foreseeable future!
And THANK YOU! to all the little Losmaniacs that wanted to be your boyfriend!
![](http://autographedfootballcards.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/jp-losman-jersey.jpg)
![](http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--ml5_1AYC--/17iu5t2ze3jf4jpg.jpg)
![](http://campussqueeze.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/losmanpeace8.jpg)
![](http://allstrips.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/enlyten_losman.jpg)
![](http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JcqK83SCvqA/SUmWfJqrQQI/AAAAAAAAAxI/CoZhgl8MJQQ/s400/losman-siren.jpg)
YOU ROCK, JP!
![](http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_LH-WKDUOOyg/SjqtkL5k66I/AAAAAAAAABs/KbfmvebEV2g/s320/jp_losman-opt.jpg)
Too bad it didn't work out.
I'll always have a special place in my heart for you, dude.
Can it really be ten years since we fell in man-lust with the boat-stealing dick from SoCal?
JP, we hardly knew ye!
But thanks for screwing this franchise for a decade and into the foreseeable future!
And THANK YOU! to all the little Losmaniacs that wanted to be your boyfriend!
![](http://autographedfootballcards.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/jp-losman-jersey.jpg)
![](http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--ml5_1AYC--/17iu5t2ze3jf4jpg.jpg)
![](http://campussqueeze.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/losmanpeace8.jpg)
![](http://allstrips.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/enlyten_losman.jpg)
![](http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JcqK83SCvqA/SUmWfJqrQQI/AAAAAAAAAxI/CoZhgl8MJQQ/s400/losman-siren.jpg)
YOU ROCK, JP!
![](http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_LH-WKDUOOyg/SjqtkL5k66I/AAAAAAAAABs/KbfmvebEV2g/s320/jp_losman-opt.jpg)
Too bad it didn't work out.
I'll always have a special place in my heart for you, dude.
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