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    It's the 10 year anniversary of Losmania!

    The white Michael Vick! Rob Johnson 2.0! Ralph Wilson's last big love affair!

    Can it really be ten years since we fell in man-lust with the boat-stealing dick from SoCal?

    JP, we hardly knew ye!

    But thanks for screwing this franchise for a decade and into the foreseeable future!

    And THANK YOU! to all the little Losmaniacs that wanted to be your boyfriend!



    YOU ROCK, JP!



    Too bad it didn't work out.

    I'll always have a special place in my heart for you, dude.
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    Re: It's the 10 year anniversary of Losmania!

    Is that a real card????

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    Re: It's the 10 year anniversary of Losmania!

    such a tool bag

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    Re: It's the 10 year anniversary of Losmania!

    Quote Originally Posted by Historian View Post
    Is that a real card????
    Yes.

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    Re: It's the 10 year anniversary of Losmania!

    I hated the pick from the get-go. We should dig up the look what I drew thread.
    I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
    "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
    You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
    It was all
    true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
    He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
    mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.



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    Re: It's the 10 year anniversary of Losmania!

    had dickless jauron not been his coach the last 10 years might have been alot different for him and all the bills fans.

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    Re: It's the 10 year anniversary of Losmania!

    That dope Mularkey didn't do him any favors either

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    Re: It's the 10 year anniversary of Losmania!

    London Fletcher was his pal...

    London, who do you want to punch?
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    Re: It's the 10 year anniversary of Losmania!

    Can't believe its been 10 years. JP managed to look decent for about half a season when he started hitting with Lee Evans deep on a somewhat regular basis. Other than that his time here was nothing but FAIL. The Jets fumble that even Favre couldn't believe is his all time "gift" to us. Exemplified why he sucked so much ass.

    Nice draft Donahoe. Moron.

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    Re: It's the 10 year anniversary of Losmania!

    Quote Originally Posted by GreedoII View Post
    such a tool bag
    JP is a cool dude. It's not his fault that Mularkey ruined him. He could've been developed into a useful player.

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    Re: It's the 10 year anniversary of Losmania!

    He had a cannon arm. The deep balls to Evans were a thing of beauty. He just couldn't put it all together.

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    Re: It's the 10 year anniversary of Losmania!

    JP Losman is like the Iraq War.

    So many people at the time thought it was a great idea, but 10 years later they'll never admit it.

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    Re: It's the 10 year anniversary of Losmania!

    Quote Originally Posted by bleve View Post
    London Fletcher was his pal...

    London, who do you want to punch?
    I had never seen this. London and I have something in common I guess.

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    Re: It's the 10 year anniversary of Losmania!

    Quote Originally Posted by Buffalogic View Post
    He had a cannon arm. The deep balls to Evans were a thing of beauty. He just couldn't put it all together.
    He sucked out loud.

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    Re: It's the 10 year anniversary of Losmania!

    He was a great leader. He had guys that would run through a paper wall for him.

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    Re: It's the 10 year anniversary of Losmania!

    Quote Originally Posted by Victor7 View Post
    Can't believe its been 10 years. JP managed to look decent for about half a season when he started hitting with Lee Evans deep on a somewhat regular basis. Other than that his time here was nothing but FAIL. The Jets fumble that even Favre couldn't believe is his all time "gift" to us. Exemplified why he sucked so much ass.

    Nice draft Donahoe. Moron.
    Ahh yes, the lasting image of the JP era...

    Ahhh.JPG

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    Re: It's the 10 year anniversary of Losmania!

    Quote Originally Posted by bleve View Post
    Ahh yes, the lasting image of the JP era...

    Ahhh.JPG
    To this day I still can't believe how he messed that one up. He did literally the ONE thing he shouldn't have. The very definition of clawing defeat from the jaws of victory.

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    Re: It's the 10 year anniversary of Losmania!

    That card is incredibly hilarious.

    I'll admit it, I was surprised by the Losman pick but I did want him to be successful. He was actually from my neighborhood in California and a few of my friends knew him growing up so it doubly burned when he busted.

    That said, Sparty's hatred of Losman is far more obsessive and long-lasting than anyone's support for him.


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    Re: It's the 10 year anniversary of Losmania!

    Boat stealing? What's that story?

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    Re: It's the 10 year anniversary of Losmania!

    Quote Originally Posted by Buffalogic View Post
    He had a cannon arm. The deep balls to Evans were a thing of beauty. He just couldn't put it all together.
    The only thing both of those 2 could do.

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