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    They are Done... Put a Fork in them!

    Mark my words....

    After Sundays game it's clear that our, once bitter rivals, are done. By the end of the season, the Dolphins will have a new coach... Phillabin has completely lost his team. They don't execute well on any level (film, coaching, practice, games, etc) and will be nothing short of abysmal all year. With luck they might end up 7-9.

    Personally, I think we should all root for perpetual mediocrity. As Bills fans, we want the Dolphins to be like walking zombies: good enough to compete but not good enough to win.
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    Re: They are Done... Put a Fork in them!

    Karma, bruh, karma!

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    Re: They are Done... Put a Fork in them!

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    Karma, bruh, karma!

    Are you a Dols Fan?....

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    Quote Originally Posted by thenry20 View Post
    Karma, bruh, karma!
    PS: I always like to be objective especially in areas where emotions take over. I don't judge the teams I root for any differently than the teams I root against.

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    Re: They are Done... Put a Fork in them!

    I can't imagine that much talent on defense continuing to be that bad. They'll figure it out. Cameron Wake was shut out yet again by this O-line. What happened to that guy?

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    Re: They are Done... Put a Fork in them!

    Quote Originally Posted by ParanoidAndroid View Post
    I can't imagine that much talent on defense continuing to be that bad. They'll figure it out. Cameron Wake was shut out yet again by this O-line. What happened to that guy?
    Fool's gold.

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    Re: They are Done... Put a Fork in them!

    Quote Originally Posted by Mike View Post

    Personally, I think we should all root for perpetual mediocrity. As Bills fans, we want the Dolphins to be like walking zombies: good enough to compete but not good enough to win.
    I've been watching that movie here for 15 years

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    Quote Originally Posted by thenry20 View Post
    Karma, bruh, karma!
    The success of the Patriots over the last 15 years makes it pretty clear to be that there is no such thing as karma. At least not in sports.

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    Re: They are Done... Put a Fork in them!

    Quote Originally Posted by Mike View Post

    Personally, I think we should all root for perpetual mediocrity.
    **** that noise. I want the Dolphins to be good enough to beat the Patriots twice every season. Only team I care if they lose to is the Bills.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ParanoidAndroid View Post
    I can't imagine that much talent on defense continuing to be that bad. They'll figure it out. Cameron Wake was shut out yet again by this O-line. What happened to that guy?
    Well, Kevin Coyle is their DC. If Philbin had been serious about saving himself they'd have thrown piles of money at Schwartz. Hope the next HC candidate doesn't.

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    Re: They are Done... Put a Fork in them!

    The Dolphins always have been and always will be my most hated of all sports franchises.

    May their suffering be never ending.

    Even if we go 2-14 I can consider the season a mild success if those two wins are against the stinky fish.
    Disclaimer: The sentiment expressed in this post is strictly for entertainment purposes only.

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    Insert involuntary automatic Fish fan response here:

    [But Joey, Dolphins are mammals, not fish, ya dummy!]

    No ****, ass holes, but I hate your team so much I relegate the Dolphins to a much lower totem of the animal kingdom. Stinky Fish.

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    Re: They are Done... Put a Fork in them!

    Quote Originally Posted by BuffaloRedleg View Post
    The success of the Patriots over the last 15 years makes it pretty clear to be that there is no such thing as karma. At least not in sports.
    After the Cowboy in the 90's I realize ass holes always seem to win. Karma is a myth.

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    Re: They are Done... Put a Fork in them!

    Quote Originally Posted by JoeMama View Post
    I relegate the Dolphins to a much lower totem of the animal kingdom. Stinky Fish.
    Oooooh, what you said. I happen to be a fan of the mammals themselves (did you never see Flipper ?), hate the Fish themselves (I saw Shula). The mammals can actually smell quite nice if you douse them in nice smelling stuff before they go back under water and it washes off. Just thought I'd mention it, Mama.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mace View Post
    Oooooh, what you said. I happen to be a fan of the mammals themselves (did you never see Flipper ?), hate the Fish themselves (I saw Shula). The mammals can actually smell quite nice if you douse them in nice smelling stuff before they go back under water and it washes off. Just thought I'd mention it, Mama.
    This is why I always turn to you when I need objective interference.

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    This is why I always turn to you when I need objective interference.

    You're a wealth of knowledge Mace, a modern Socrates.
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    I hate the jets more than the phins and always have. Pats are second then phins. Cowboys are fourth and last team I cannot stand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike View Post
    Mark my words....

    After Sundays game it's clear that our, once bitter rivals, are done. By the end of the season, the Dolphins will have a new coach... Phillabin has completely lost his team. They don't execute well on any level (film, coaching, practice, games, etc) and will be nothing short of abysmal all year. With luck they might end up 7-9.

    Personally, I think we should all root for perpetual mediocrity. As Bills fans, we want the Dolphins to be like walking zombies: good enough to compete but not good enough to win.
    Agreed. They are a little too bad for what is good for us. While we looked great Sunday, I think them being so bad was a heavy factor. I think a win over NYG at home would be more impressive.

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    Do or Die for Philbin. If Dolphins don't beat the Jets he might get left in London!

    Dolphins leaving Philbin in London?http://www.nfl.com/share/10103061-70...4-75116b7d0fe6

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    Re: They are Done... Put a Fork in them!

    Quote Originally Posted by Mace View Post
    Well, Kevin Coyle is their DC. If Philbin had been serious about saving himself they'd have thrown piles of money at Schwartz. Hope the next HC candidate doesn't.
    Schwartz would love nothing more than to become HC in Miami. He would love playing the Bills twice per year.

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