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    Knife Found In Aaron Hernandez' Cell

    He is being transferred out of the general prison population.

    Knife Found

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    Re: Knife Found In Aaron Hernandez' Cell

    I heard it was a clock.
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    Re: Knife Found In Aaron Hernandez' Cell

    Can the man not properly slice his loaves of French Bread like the rest of us without further persecution ? I don't know if anyone has been in prison, but the cutlery is insufficient and everyone learns to fashion a decent shiv for civilized address of their cuisine.

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    Re: Knife Found In Aaron Hernandez' Cell

    Quote Originally Posted by Mace View Post
    Can the man not properly slice his loaves of French Bread like the rest of us without further persecution ? I don't know if anyone has been in prison, but the cutlery is insufficient and everyone learns to fashion a decent shiv for civilized address of their cuisine.
    Maybe he got one of those 20% off Bed,Bath & Beyond coupons.
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    Re: Knife Found In Aaron Hernandez' Cell

    Quote Originally Posted by stuckincincy View Post
    Maybe he got one of those 20% off Bed,Bath & Beyond coupons.
    If he did, he'd sell them in the clink. Those are worth gold man to have a fluffy towel and a decent loofa, or a fragrant shampoo to lure your *****es. You make your shank from other things. Duh.

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    Re: Knife Found In Aaron Hernandez' Cell

    Just protecting himself from the Muslim terrorists.

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    Re: Knife Found In Aaron Hernandez' Cell

    Thanks for appreciating the comment feldspar. I'm seeing a certain lack of people who fail to appreciate the use of a shank to address a hot steaming loaf on a plate here.

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    Re: Knife Found In Aaron Hernandez' Cell

    I just love the word "clink"... "Hoosgow" is good too (If I said that right)

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    Re: Knife Found In Aaron Hernandez' Cell

    Do they still have chiggers in Florida?

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    Re: Knife Found In Aaron Hernandez' Cell

    Quote Originally Posted by sukie View Post
    I just love the word "clink"... "Hoosgow" is good too (If I said that right)
    "hoosegow" but close enough old son for those who spent time in the pokey, shading shiv's from the screws to beat the man's time at the greybar palace.

    Walk down the runway after to grab some cheap swill at a cheesy dive, farm a loose dame and properly cut your food with civilized cutlery like the snooty swells always did on their ticket to the lights. Gat em down I tell ya, pump em full of lead if they thinks their two bit mugs will ice ya when the fat hits the fire.

    Hm, anyway, "clink" was always my favorite, I says.

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    Re: Knife Found In Aaron Hernandez' Cell

    funny how that reads like the "jive" that Barbara Billingsly understood in "Airplane" ... only whiter and with a scowl.

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    Re: Knife Found In Aaron Hernandez' Cell

    Quote Originally Posted by Mace View Post
    Thanks for appreciating the comment feldspar. I'm seeing a certain lack of people who fail to appreciate the use of a shank to address a hot steaming loaf on a plate here.
    I made a hot steaming loaf earlier, but it wasn't on a plate.

    That's not to say that I haven't experienced people trying to serve me crap before.

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