Beat Me, Mistreat Me and Make Me Write Bad Cheques

[SpikedLemonade]

[coastal]

You would t even know what to do with her...

[SpikedLemonade]

You would t even know what to do with her...

I am not sure how I would finish with her but I would start by booking a full day for her at a waxing salon. She looks like a hairy fine woman and my machete is not sharp enough.

[sukie]

Beat Me, Mistreat Me and Make Me Misspell "Checks"

[OpIv37]

Beat Me, Mistreat Me and Make Me Misspell "Checks"

Eh, he's Canadian. They have to end a few words with superfluous vowels to keep Quebec from seceding.

[sukie]

Eh, he's Canadian. They have to end a few words with superfluous vowels to keep Quebec from seceding.

I know... I meant no "offence".

[stuckincincy]

Bump.