I ran into Julian Edelman last night

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  • The King
    Without me it's just Awe so
    • Jun 2004
    • 42380

    I ran into Julian Edelman last night

    I was at the Sandler - DO OVER comedy show last night, and on the way to restroom I ran into Julian Edelman, he was in a walking cast.
    We made eye contact - I wanted him to know I knew it was him and as he passed me I said "Hey", he replies "What's up?" I said "Go Bills" his reponse "You guys are relentless"

    Later Sandler sang the Hanukkah song and included him in it.

    That is all.
    I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
    "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
    You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
    It was all
    true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
    He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
    mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


  • OpIv37
    Acid Douching Asswipe
    • Sep 2002
    • 101230

    #2
    Re: I ran into Julian Edelman last night

    You should have taken out his knees.
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    • Bill Cody
      Registered User
      • Sep 2004
      • 11885

      #3
      Re: I ran into Julian Edelman last night

      Edelman: "You guys are relentless"

      King: "Thanks but we prefer nuts"

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      • Albany,n.y.
        Registered User
        • Jul 2002
        • 5599

        #4
        Re: I ran into Julian Edelman last night

        Originally posted by Bill Cody View Post
        Edelman: "You guys are relentless"

        King: "Thanks but we prefer nuts"
        Never say "we prefer nuts" in a men's room.
        I have a friend who is a Giants fan and he ran into Bill Parcells in the bathroom at the Saratoga racetrack. This was right after Parcells had lost weight and he said "looking good coach" while Parcells was at the urinal. Parcells gave him a real dirty look as if he was making a pass at Parcells. There are things you don't say to another man in a men's room.

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        • Forward_Lateral
          Registered User
          • Mar 2004
          • 29895

          #5
          Re: I ran into Julian Edelman last night

          You should've told him to go back to his mushroom

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          • Mr. Miyagi
            Lecter's Little Bitch

            • Sep 2002
            • 53616

            #6
            Re: I ran into Julian Edelman last night

            After Brady and Bellichick, Edelmann is my most hated Patriot. I hate his stupid hipster hair, I hate his arrogance, I hate his stupid ****ing face.

            I would've loved to run into him and kicked him in the ****ing nuts. Damn I'm pissed just talking about him.

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            • MitchMurrayDowntown
              Skoobasaurus-Rex
              • Oct 2011
              • 22284

              #7
              Re: I ran into Julian Edelman last night

              Originally posted by The King View Post
              I was at the Sandler - DO OVER comedy show last night, and on the way to restroom I ran into Julian Edelman, he was in a walking cast.
              We made eye contact - I wanted him to know I knew it was him and as he passed me I said "Hey", he replies "What's up?" I said "Go Bills" his reponse "You guys are relentless"

              Later Sandler sang the Hanukkah song and included him in it.

              That is all.
              Did you lift your dress up to pee or sit in that cross gender can ?

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              • Gibby
                Power & Authority Demand Responsibility to the common good, and must never be abused.
                • Jun 2006
                • 18211

                #8
                Re: I ran into Julian Edelman last night

                Originally posted by The King View Post
                I was at the Sandler - DO OVER comedy show last night, and on the way to restroom I ran into Julian Edelman, he was in a walking cast.
                We made eye contact - I wanted him to know I knew it was him and as he passed me I said "Hey", he replies "What's up?" I said "Go Bills" his reponse "You guys are relentless"

                Later Sandler sang the Hanukkah song and included him in it.

                That is all.
                He does not get out of there with working knee caps if its me. I hate that ****er

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                • YardRat
                  Well, lookie here...
                  • Dec 2004
                  • 86146

                  #9
                  Re: I ran into Julian Edelman last night

                  **** Julian Edelman and everything New England.
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                  • SpikedLemonade
                    • Jun 2024

                    #10
                    Re: I ran into Julian Edelman last night

                    If he was walking on a curb at the time, well done sir!

                    I hope your vehicle is undamaged.

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                    • streetkings01
                      Registered User
                      • Jul 2006
                      • 2980

                      #11
                      Re: I ran into Julian Edelman last night

                      I met Adam Sandler, Ben Stiller and Dustin Hoffman a couple weeks ago. They were filming a scene for a movie at my job ........real cool dudes! That Edleman guy tho........screw him!
                      You can call me streetkings

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                      • Mr. Pink
                        Peterman Sucks!
                        • Mar 2006
                        • 35303

                        #12
                        Re: I ran into Julian Edelman last night

                        Would take Edelman or a player like him on my team in a heart beat.

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                        • pmoon6
                          Legendary Zoner
                          • Dec 2002
                          • 21476

                          #13
                          Re: I ran into Julian Edelman last night

                          HaHaHa. "Kneecap him" just because his team beats yours twice every year?

                          Just because he plays for the enemy doesn't necessarily mean he's an *******.

                          You guys sound gay. "I don't like your hairdo Edelman, you should go to MY beauty salon".

                          Most of you queers couldn't kneecap your Grandma anyway.

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                          • Mace
                            Haha...yeah you think so ?
                            • Mar 2013
                            • 20314

                            #14
                            Re: I ran into Julian Edelman last night

                            Originally posted by pmoon6 View Post
                            You guys sound gay. "I don't like your hairdo Edelman, you should go to MY beauty salon".
                            What's wrong with his hair ? He goes to one of my salons. I think his hair is just dashing. You know it does too, you saucy rascal.

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                            • Night Train
                              Retired - On Several Levels
                              • Jul 2005
                              • 33117

                              #15
                              Re: I ran into Julian Edelman last night

                              I hope you led with your shoulder pads up high..
                              Anonymity is an abused privilege, abused most by people who mistake vitriol for wisdom and cynicism for wit

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