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    I ran into Julian Edelman last night

    I was at the Sandler - DO OVER comedy show last night, and on the way to restroom I ran into Julian Edelman, he was in a walking cast.
    We made eye contact - I wanted him to know I knew it was him and as he passed me I said "Hey", he replies "What's up?" I said "Go Bills" his reponse "You guys are relentless"

    Later Sandler sang the Hanukkah song and included him in it.

    That is all.
    I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
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    Re: I ran into Julian Edelman last night

    You should have taken out his knees.

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    Re: I ran into Julian Edelman last night

    Edelman: "You guys are relentless"

    King: "Thanks but we prefer nuts"

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    Re: I ran into Julian Edelman last night

    Quote Originally Posted by Bill Cody View Post
    Edelman: "You guys are relentless"

    King: "Thanks but we prefer nuts"
    Never say "we prefer nuts" in a men's room.
    I have a friend who is a Giants fan and he ran into Bill Parcells in the bathroom at the Saratoga racetrack. This was right after Parcells had lost weight and he said "looking good coach" while Parcells was at the urinal. Parcells gave him a real dirty look as if he was making a pass at Parcells. There are things you don't say to another man in a men's room.

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    Re: I ran into Julian Edelman last night

    You should've told him to go back to his mushroom

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    Re: I ran into Julian Edelman last night

    After Brady and Bellichick, Edelmann is my most hated Patriot. I hate his stupid hipster hair, I hate his arrogance, I hate his stupid ****ing face.

    I would've loved to run into him and kicked him in the ****ing nuts. Damn I'm pissed just talking about him.

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    Re: I ran into Julian Edelman last night

    Quote Originally Posted by The King View Post
    I was at the Sandler - DO OVER comedy show last night, and on the way to restroom I ran into Julian Edelman, he was in a walking cast.
    We made eye contact - I wanted him to know I knew it was him and as he passed me I said "Hey", he replies "What's up?" I said "Go Bills" his reponse "You guys are relentless"

    Later Sandler sang the Hanukkah song and included him in it.

    That is all.
    Did you lift your dress up to pee or sit in that cross gender can ?

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    Re: I ran into Julian Edelman last night

    Quote Originally Posted by The King View Post
    I was at the Sandler - DO OVER comedy show last night, and on the way to restroom I ran into Julian Edelman, he was in a walking cast.
    We made eye contact - I wanted him to know I knew it was him and as he passed me I said "Hey", he replies "What's up?" I said "Go Bills" his reponse "You guys are relentless"

    Later Sandler sang the Hanukkah song and included him in it.

    That is all.
    He does not get out of there with working knee caps if its me. I hate that ****er

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    **** Julian Edelman and everything New England.
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    Re: I ran into Julian Edelman last night

    If he was walking on a curb at the time, well done sir!

    I hope your vehicle is undamaged.

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    Re: I ran into Julian Edelman last night

    I met Adam Sandler, Ben Stiller and Dustin Hoffman a couple weeks ago. They were filming a scene for a movie at my job ........real cool dudes! That Edleman guy tho........screw him!
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    Re: I ran into Julian Edelman last night

    Would take Edelman or a player like him on my team in a heart beat.

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    Re: I ran into Julian Edelman last night

    HaHaHa. "Kneecap him" just because his team beats yours twice every year?

    Just because he plays for the enemy doesn't necessarily mean he's an *******.

    You guys sound gay. "I don't like your hairdo Edelman, you should go to MY beauty salon".

    Most of you queers couldn't kneecap your Grandma anyway.

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    Re: I ran into Julian Edelman last night

    Quote Originally Posted by pmoon6 View Post
    You guys sound gay. "I don't like your hairdo Edelman, you should go to MY beauty salon".
    What's wrong with his hair ? He goes to one of my salons. I think his hair is just dashing. You know it does too, you saucy rascal.

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    Re: I ran into Julian Edelman last night

    I hope you led with your shoulder pads up high..

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    Re: I ran into Julian Edelman last night

    Quote Originally Posted by Albany,n.y. View Post
    Never say "we prefer nuts" in a men's room.
    I have a friend who is a Giants fan and he ran into Bill Parcells in the bathroom at the Saratoga racetrack. This was right after Parcells had lost weight and he said "looking good coach" while Parcells was at the urinal. Parcells gave him a real dirty look as if he was making a pass at Parcells. There are things you don't say to another man in a men's room.
    Meh, to each their own. I always make it a point to say "Nice Watch" when I'm standing next to a dude at the urinal. Good times.

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    Re: I ran into Julian Edelman last night

    Quote Originally Posted by Jake View Post
    Meh, to each their own. I always make it a point to say "Nice Watch" when I'm standing next to a dude at the urinal. Good times.
    I'm sure you say this fully realizing that the watch is on the wrist that's connected to the hand which often hold the penis. You gotta be looking down there...

    At the urinal, I'll say "lovely weather we're having, isn't it?" Or maybe I'll comment about the newspaper article posted on the wall directly in front of me, if such were the case.

    Usually I won't say anything.

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    Re: I ran into Julian Edelman last night

    Quote Originally Posted by feldspar View Post
    I'm sure you say this fully realizing that the watch is on the wrist that's connected to the hand which often hold the penis. You gotta be looking down there...
    That was his point. Delivering paranoia.

    I always say "hey sweety, ladies room is next door."

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    Re: I ran into Julian Edelman last night

    Every time I read this thread title, I always kind of hope that when I open it again, you'll go on to say that you ran into Julian Edelman with your car.
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    Re: I ran into Julian Edelman last night

    You should have said, "Hey Julian, the women's bathroom is over there."

    Also, didn't he get photographed by some skanky chick that he boinked while he was sleeping?

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