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    Re: Morning Dumps

    Quote Originally Posted by feldspar View Post
    I smoke cigarettes, nasty bastard that I am.

    I light one up in the morning, and I immediately have to take an urgent dump most of the time. Don't ask me why. And don't ask me why this information should be interesting to anybody at all, either.
    Any idea what the weather is right now in Grand Rapid Michigan?

    Fascinating?

    Riviting?

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    Re: Morning Dumps

    Quote Originally Posted by MST3KBillsfan View Post
    Also, why is it kinda knobby, and why is it always some shade of brown?
    I have pooping blue and purple this week.

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    Re: Morning Dumps

    Quote Originally Posted by Jaydog57 View Post
    I wonder how many people were reading this thread for inspiration when they were on the can this morning.
    I have no regular morning schedule for pooping.

    However, my poops if they happen in the afternoon are simply massive 5+ lb efforts.

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    Re: Morning Dumps

    Quote Originally Posted by Blondie View Post
    I can honestly say NOT me
    I found this thread too restrictive and limiting by using the descriptive "Morning".

    Why discriminate against non-morning dumps?

    Are you some sort of racist?

    You should be more careful.

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    Re: Morning Dumps

    Anyone know who #2 works for?


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    Re: Morning Dumps

    I took a picture of mine this morning...

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    Re: Morning Dumps

    Quote Originally Posted by YardRat View Post
    I took a picture of mine this morning...

    I literally just laughed so loud!!!

    and no, poop did not come out as I laughed out loud .. no pooping pants here!!
    My Mistake ~~ Sparty

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    Re: Morning Dumps

    Quote Originally Posted by SpikedLemonade View Post
    I found this thread too restrictive and limiting by using the descriptive "Morning".

    Why discriminate against non-morning dumps?

    Are you some sort of racist?

    You should be more careful.
    I was going to name the thread "Daily Dumps", but liked morning dumps better ...

    but you are right, I do need to be more careful!

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    Re: Morning Dumps

    No **** this morning, but am having a pizza today for lunch so probably there will be some flatulence and stomach discomfort tonight followed by some diarrhea and runny stool tomorrow.

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    Re: Morning Dumps

    I haven't dumped today either.

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    Re: Morning Dumps

    Quote Originally Posted by coastal View Post
    I haven't dumped today either.
    2nd world problem.

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    Re: Morning Dumps

    I took it just before I went to the rink tonight.

    one wipe and didn't even need to... that's how clean it came out.

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    Re: Morning Dumps

    One XL cup of DD not enough to get things back on a morning track.

    Brewing my own pot now.

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    Re: Morning Dumps

    Extra pot... working.... kinda...

    one smaller sized tube.

    Two wipes.

    Will hold old off on taking a shower in case things go south.

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    Re: Morning Dumps

    Had the last of the home made sauerkraut last night.
    I'll be within reach of the bathroom all day today.
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    Re: Morning Dumps

    Quote Originally Posted by Blondie View Post
    I was going to name the thread "Daily Dumps", but liked morning dumps better ...

    but you are right, I do need to be more careful!
    Sometimes I do NOT dump in the morning.

    Do NOT tell me that those afternoon dumps are in any way lessor dumps than their morning dump brethren.

    Racist!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MST3KBillsfan View Post
    No **** this morning, but am having a pizza today for lunch so probably there will be some flatulence and stomach discomfort tonight followed by some diarrhea and runny stool tomorrow.
    Sounds like Grand Rapids, Michigan.

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    Re: Morning Dumps

    Quote Originally Posted by coastal View Post
    I took it just before I went to the rink tonight.

    one wipe and didn't even need to... that's how clean it came out.
    Did you put the toilet paper back?

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    Re: Morning Dumps

    Quote Originally Posted by coastal View Post
    I took it just before I went to the rink tonight.

    one wipe and didn't even need to... that's how clean it came out.
    I still cannot land on whether this is riveting or fascinating.

    Let me think about it on the ****ter.

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    Re: Morning Dumps

    Quote Originally Posted by coastal View Post
    One XL cup of DD not enough to get things back on a morning track.

    Brewing my own pot now.
    As opposed to the pot Sparky grows/brews.

    WTF is going on at your household since my departure?

    Clearly defined roles are messed up.

    Sounds like utter chaos there.

    Making coffee is not your job sunshine. That is Blondie's domain.

    You are the short order cook.

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    Re: Morning Dumps

    Quote Originally Posted by coastal View Post
    Extra pot... working.... kinda...

    one smaller sized tube.

    Two wipes.

    Will hold old off on taking a shower in case things go south.
    Crapping after a shower is a 1st world problem.

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