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    Re: Playoff Drought Clock

    Terry: "Russ, how will we sell tickets? Our team isn't very good."

    Russ: "Our mascot is one of the best in the league, he'll attract more ticket sales!"

    Billy the Buffalo - debuted 2000 in Orchard Park, New York.

    The Bills have not made the playoffs since.


    Dear Terry,

    Don't ask Russ for any advice. Don't ask him where to get good coffee. Don't ask him directions to the opera.

    Don't ask him to find a good plumber, don't ask him what time it is in Sudan.

    The one constant in the playoff drought is RUSS BRANDON!

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    Re: Playoff Drought Clock

    Quote Originally Posted by MitchMurrayDowntown View Post
    Projecting again I see.
    He is such a Nazi...


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    Re: Playoff Drought Clock

    Quote Originally Posted by bleve View Post
    Terry: "Russ, how will we sell tickets? Our team isn't very good."

    Russ: "Our mascot is one of the best in the league, he'll attract more ticket sales!"

    Billy the Buffalo - debuted 2000 in Orchard Park, New York.

    The Bills have not made the playoffs since.


    Dear Terry,

    Don't ask Russ for any advice. Don't ask him where to get good coffee. Don't ask him directions to the opera.

    Don't ask him to find a good plumber, don't ask him what time it is in Sudan.

    The one constant in the playoff drought is RUSS BRANDON!

    Thanks,

    Buffal0B1lls_fan
    That was spectacular my Bills Brethren.

    All I can add is that Russ Brandon IS 38 YEARS OLD AND NEVER KISSED A GIRL....


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    Re: Playoff Drought Clock

    I got money on him having a history with Chris Kelsay.

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    Re: Playoff Drought Clock

    Quote Originally Posted by sahlensguy View Post
    We're #1 !
    Actually that honor goes to the 1946 - 1970 Redskins and 1949-1973 Cardinals who are tied for longest NFL post season drought ever at 25 years. In third place are the Steelers from 1948-1971 who went 24 years without a playoff spot. In fourth are the Saints who missed the playoffs their first twenty seasons from 1967 to 1986. With our current management in place, surpassing these teams to establish unmatched levels of futility in the NFL is possible, but right now we have to surpass the 1960-76 Broncos, 1961-1977 Iggles, and 1964-1980 Giants. Baby steps gentlemen, baby steps.

    Oh well, hopefully we can be like the Pittsburgh Steelers. Yes, they were epically bad, but then in the late sixties and early seventies they started drafting well, started stockpiling players, and got three straight very good coaches, Noll, Cowher, and Tomlin. They have from time to time had down years but they have almost always been at least competitive.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_o..._team_droughts

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    Re: Playoff Drought Clock

    Quote Originally Posted by MST3KBillsfan View Post

    Oh well, hopefully we can be like the Pittsburgh Steelers. Yes, they were epically bad, but then in the late sixties and early seventies they started drafting well, started stockpiling players, and got three straight very good coaches, Noll, Cowher, and Tomlin. They have from time to time had down years but they have almost always been at least competitive.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_o..._team_droughts
    I liven in PGH 1978 to 1990. Noll had those 2 or 3 great drafts. The local knock against him (if it's possible to really knock a coach with 4 SB wins) was that he kept his vets on the field constantly - IIRC, back-up QB got vested in his NFL pension before he ever took a snap.

    I do believe that PGH is one of the "darling" franchises. I've watched them for years - in PGH and now in CIN. They get away with murder, year after year. YMMV.

    Nice article about Noll:

    http://www.cleveland.com/browns/inde...a_nearrec.html
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    Re: Playoff Drought Clock

    Quote Originally Posted by coastal View Post
    I got money on him having a history with Chris Kelsay.
    Master or Servant?


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    CRANK!!!

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    Re: Playoff Drought Clock

    The last time the Bills were in the playoffs the president was whom ? The last time the Bills were in the Superbowl the president was whom?
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    Re: Playoff Drought Clock

    Quote Originally Posted by Jinglefoot View Post
    It's a good thing that the playoff drought clock isn't as broken as the spooge-o-meter, right fellas?

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    Re: Playoff Drought Clock

    Quote Originally Posted by feldspar View Post
    It's a good thing that the playoff drought clock isn't as broken as the spooge-o-meter, right fellas?
    Funk that.

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    Re: Playoff Drought Clock

    Quote Originally Posted by Jinglefoot View Post
    The last time the Bills were in the playoffs the president was whom ? The last time the Bills were in the Superbowl the president was whom?

    I love trivia!!

    Bill Clinton and Bill Clinton

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    Re: Playoff Drought Clock

    This thread will never die ever.

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    Re: Playoff Drought Clock

    Quote Originally Posted by Jinglefoot View Post
    This thread will never die ever.
    Nor should it.

    On another note, I have replaced this clock as my desktop screen saver by a photo of my 3 month old English Bulldogge Spike wearing a Bruins jersey.

    It is much more sexier for the *****es (his not mine).

    They call him Mr. Bombastic...


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    Re: Playoff Drought Clock

    Quote Originally Posted by Jinglefoot View Post
    Chicago Cubs of the NFL.

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    Re: Playoff Drought Clock

    Probably time to sticky this thread

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    Re: Playoff Drought Clock

    Quote Originally Posted by Jinglefoot View Post
    Probably time to sticky this thread
    I have the clock as my desktop background just as a reminder of what a piece of crap this franchise is.

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    Re: Playoff Drought Clock

    Quote Originally Posted by Swiper View Post
    Chicago Cubs of the NFL.
    I know word gets around slow to some places, but...



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    Re: Playoff Drought Clock

    Request granted.

    Well done, Jingle.

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    Have a holly jolly Christmas...

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