Big announcement-introducing FUGLI

[YardRat]

It is with great honor and a privilege for me to be able to announce, coinciding with the beginning of the 2016 Buffalo Bills regular season, the newly-created message board movement known as FUGLI.

What is FUGLI?

FUGLI is an event based on a bet between myself and fellow poster feldspar (also affectionately known as 'feldspooge' or simply 'the spooge') and stands for
Feldspar's Uber Gay Looking Image.

What is the bet?

The bet is based on the number of wins the Bills will achieve this season. If the team wins 9 or more games, YardRat must display the avatar of the spooge's choice for a month...7 or less and feldspar sports a new avatar for a week.

How can other posters participate in FUGLI?

Throughout the season, after every Bill's loss, there will be a thread for other posters to nominate images to replace feldspar's once the results of the bet have been finalized. After the ninth loss for the team, all of the images will be thoroughly analyzed by a select panel of three members, narrowed down to five final choices, and the 'winner' will be determined by the vote of the members. Please keep in mind the TOS, no vulgar, pornographic, etc entries will be accepted.

How can we keep track of how the movement is going?

FUGLI has developed a precise measuring device for tracking the progress of the movement, known as the 'Spooge-o-meter'. The Spooge-o-meter will be updated as necessary, tracking the Bills' losses, and when the device hits '9' the event is officially decided.





Stay tuned...more information will be released as it is made available.

Hop on the FUGLI train, and have a great and fun season!

[Mr. Miyagi]

LOL this will be good.

[Novacane]

Hey Yardrat


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[feldspar]

I knew something was up when I non-bigoted up on 9/11 and the first thing I saw was the clock, which read 9:11. True story.

Tell the truth for the kids at home though, LardFat. This started as a dare for you to sport a big gay avatar if the Bills had a winning record. You took the dare. After you dumbly discovered that it wasn't to be a reciprocal BET, I feared that you may begin to weep into your sleeve...so, being the sport that I am, I negotiated the now infamous bet you described.

I'm not so positive the Bills will have a winning record, but I do think that it's entirely possible.

BTW, the agreement was that the winner gets to pick the avatar. Where did you come up with this committee crap? First time I heard of that. If we're going that route, I want veto power with the option of using the avatar of my choice. Least you could do.

This is getting fugli alright. But the LardFat-meter is already way past 11.

[YardRat]

I will be picking the winner...my choice will be the option that gets the most votes.

Gonna be a fun season, keeping an eye on the movement of the Spooge-o-meter, isn't it?

[feldspar]

I will be picking the winner...

You'll be picking the winner, alright...same as usual.



I get veto power, chump.

[YardRat]

No, no veto power. Also, you might to refrain from posting selfies.

[feldspar]

No, no veto power. Also, you might to refrain from posting selfies.

Yes, yes...veto power.

Who's running this show? We talked about how the winner was going to pick it...now, at the last possible second you introduce something about a committee? I'm not going to settle on something I deem less than satisfactory, Lardy.

If I'm going to agree on some vague notion about a committee, you gotta give something back...veto power.

[YardRat]

Veto power takes all of the fun out of it. I'm still choosing the final version, technically.

[feldspar]

Veto power takes all of the fun out of it. I'm still choosing the final version, technically.

The fun of it is getting the worst possible avatar for the other guy. I trust myself to do that.

As long as we get the right one, how we get it wouldn't be the point. If I win and don't like the choice, we may have to revisit this. For now, we'll go with the committee and see if these humps know a great big gay avatar when they see one

How's that?

[YardRat]

I'm willing to re-open the conversation at a later date, I don't want to burn any bridges. I'm not going to insist on having any input to the avatar I have to sport if I do happen to lose, however...just so you know that up front. I'll leave my images fate in your hands, however you want to handle it.

[feldspar]

I'm willing to re-open the conversation at a later date, I don't want to burn any bridges. I'm not going to insist on having any input to the avatar I have to sport if I do happen to lose, however...just so you know that up front. I'll leave my images fate in your hands, however you want to handle it.

Of course the loser gets no input. The winner is the one that should IMO.

But you are right though, in a way. Involving other people might be fun. We'll see what they come up with and go from there, if they wanna play. I'm game, as you well know.

I can't believe I'm having this discussion an hour before opening-day kickoff. Also, I hope nobody is offended by any of this. Could get a little out of hand with what others might come up with. Hope not.

No worries.

Go Bills!

Secretly, you wanna lose this bet. Admit it.

[Skooby]

Why don't you 2 meet at a hotel and play tap tap together.

[feldspar]

Why don't you 2 meet at a hotel and play tap tap together.

Why don't you come along and bring a camera? That would make an image for an avatar nobody could possibly have a problem with.

Nobody would lose that way, either...

[YardRat]

lol...

[Mace]

see if these humps know a great big gay avatar when they see one

[YardRat]

The Spooge-o-meter has been updated...

FUGLI and The Spooge-o-meter

[feldspar]

The Spooge-o-meter has been updated...

FUGLI and The Spooge-o-meter

Congratulations, home-fry

[pmoon6]

Why don't you 2 meet at a hotel and play tap tap together.

Why don't you dry up and blow away.

[Mace]

Throughout the season, after every Bill's loss, there will be a thread for other posters to nominate images to replace feldspar's once the results of the bet have been finalized. After the ninth loss for the team, all of the images will be thoroughly analyzed by a select panel of three members, narrowed down to five final choices, and the 'winner' will be determined by the vote of the members. Please keep in mind the TOS, no vulgar, pornographic, etc entries will be accepted.

I can personally promise you that you need no panel or threads, you only need me, and I can guarantee you the gentleman on the opposite side of the wager will receive the most appropriate recompense for his error in judgement.