Big announcement-introducing FUGLI

[stuckincincy]

Boom.

Thud.

[Mace]

I have a strong feeling this ends in the 8-8 neutral zone policed by the Romulans.

[YardRat]

Well, I can't lose...but I still could win

[Mace]

Well, I can't lose...but I still could win

True. We all know this ends in the neutral zone though, because it's the most unsatisfying result for everyone involved and just so typical of the team.

[feldspar]

Well, I can't lose...but I still could win

You bastard.

It would be more poetic if the Miami game resulted in a tie, which it could have been and probably deserved to be. Then somebody would have to lose next week, preferably you.

Freakin' Dan Carpenter misses TWO kicks of about 45-yards...the thing that pissed me off the most (besides having 10 men on the field in crucial spots) was that ridiculous play on 2nd-and-12 with the Bills on the Dolphins 19 yardline (or thereabouts) in overtime. A trick play involving freakin' Reggie Bush? I call that outsmarting one's self. We really want Anthony Lynn as Head Coach? Could not believe that play call. Lost 8 yards like clockwork, then Carpenter misses the fiedgoal.

[feldspar]

Looks like I'm in big trouble now...

Rex would have launched penile missiles at the Jets to beat them in the last game just 'cause. He's gone, and the team is in purgatory once more.

Now Tyrod might not play?

Oh noes.

[Mr. Miyagi]

So if it's 8-8, both of you morons get of scott free?

[feldspar]

So if it's 8-8, both of you morons get of scott free?

Make that three morons, old buddy...never count yourself out, as the old sages taught us

[Mace]

Looks like I'm in big trouble now...

Rex would have launched penile missiles at the Jets to beat them in the last game just 'cause. He's gone, and the team is in purgatory once more.

Now Tyrod might not play?

Oh noes.

I still think this is off to 8-8 land. Lynn's first game, Manuel has to encourage Whaley to stay here forever, Gilmore having the game of his life against Fitz to shank us for an extension, the happy defense playing as if reborn. They have to win to make everything that much worse so they surely will.

[YardRat]

So if it's 8-8, both of you morons get of scott free?

Well, you know what they say about ties, and kissing your sister.

BTW...tell her I said 'hi'.

[Mace]

A day of drama, destiny, joy, terror, hope, fear.....

Oh the humanity.....

[YardRat]

Mace, it would be a tremendous honor and privilege if you would consider providing feldspar with an appropriate image commemorating this historic event.

[Mace]

Mace, it would be a tremendous honor and privilege if you would consider providing feldspar with an appropriate image commemorating this historic event.

Why, I'd be honored, thank you.

[feldspar]

Bring it on.

Seems appropriate somehow that I should be punished further at this point.

If the avatar is bad enough, I may consider employing it full-time...in symbolic ways, old chaps...

[Mace]

Bring it on.

Seems appropriate somehow that I should be punished further at this point.

If the avatar is bad enough, I may consider employing it full-time...in symbolic ways, old chaps...

Uh huh.

[YardRat]

Hmmmmm...decisions, decisions...

[feldspar]

I feel like I'm being turned on...

But not exactly "turned on"

Feel me?

[Mace]

I feel like I'm being turned on...

But not exactly "turned on"

Feel me?

I certainly will not.

Keep me in mind for your next bets, I'll be here all year.

[YardRat]

I'll be a sport about it, and let you choose...here are your options...

[Mace]

I'll be a sport about it, and let you choose...here are your options...

Excellent choices.