Big announcement-introducing FUGLI

[feldspar]

Lost a hand in 2006, but I keep a bucket of other ones. I might have "a" hand in many things, just hard to say who it belonged to. Was it "mine" ? Well technically by possession. I like to put a foot in the water before diving in too. And I keep an eye on things. Hard to put a finger on it unless I put a finger on it as well.

I lost more than two hands when I was in Vegas, along with my shirt and my ass.

But I did OK.

[Mace]

I lost more than two hands when I was in Vegas, along with my shirt and my ass.

But I did OK.

Gambling will be your downfall it seems. Can't even win a bet with Yardrat.

[feldspar]

Gambling will be your downfall it seems. Can't even win a bet with Yardrat.

No regrets.

Our true colors shine sooner or later...for me it'll be very, very soon when you see what I'm made of.

Nothing wrong with that, is there?

[Mace]

No regrets.

Our true colors shine sooner or later...for me it'll be very, very soon when you see what I'm made of.

Nothing wrong with that, is there?

Only that you lost a bet with Yardrat. I never have (snicker snicker).

Yeah, I thought the dancer was your best option too.

I think you're ok, no matter what everyone says about you, you know.

[YardRat]

Maybe I knew it was a dare from the beginning and manipulated the outcome to become a bet.

I used to shoot pool for money, back in the day.

[The Jokeman]

Maybe I knew it was a dare from the beginning and manipulated the outcome to become a bet.

I used to shoot pool for money, back in the day.

[Mace]

Maybe I knew it was a dare from the beginning and manipulated the outcome to become a bet.

I used to shoot pool for money, back in the day.

I notice you didn't mention if you were successful at it though, only that you used to shoot pool for money.

I used to as well, heh, I'm a terrible pool player. Won maybe three games in my whole life because my gf at the time let me win.

[YardRat]

I notice you didn't mention if you were successful at it though, only that you used to shoot pool for money.

I used to as well, heh, I'm a terrible pool player. Won maybe three games in my whole life because my gf at the time let me win.

One thing about shooting pool for money, you eventually run into somebody that is better than you...sometimes on the same night.

[Mace]

One thing about shooting pool for money, you eventually run into somebody that is better than you...sometimes on the same night.

I know, my gram beat me at 84 after having a stroke, and my cousins kid beat me when she was 6. Only cost me $200 a game though.

[feldspar]

Best I could do to post an avatar of my boy at less than 10KB.

As you know, I like them bigger and sharper, but the pics here were too high of quality to do better than this...if you see what I mean.

Can't even see with clarity his huge, strange unnaturally large nipples, ya know? Might be his best feature.

The time is around 7:27 right now.

[feldspar]

I know, my gram beat me at 84 after having a stroke, and my cousins kid beat me when she was 6. Only cost me $200 a game though.

Sometimes you just scratch on the 8-ball, Mace.

I know the feeling.

[YardRat]

Good choice.

I look forward to when Michael Myers returns, though. Still one of my favorite avatars.

[Mace]

Sometimes you just scratch on the 8-ball, Mace.

I know the feeling.

Most often it was the cue ball that would hit a bartender, , break a light, bruise a hot woman in the kidney, smack a member of the featured band in the groin, fly out a window, etc.

I refused to shoot pool with one group of friends I hung out with, they could all win games shooting one armed, even the women. Somehow they took this to assume I was mythically good at it. So the one night I'm at this roadhouse with one of them, and this pair of guys with a palsy or something come in (no they weren't that bad but you could tell they never saw a pool table before). My bud decides we'll play them as a team, and badgers them into it, then badgers me into it.

Well, we won, mostly because my friend had to use both arms to compensate for my terribleness. Afterward I refused to play the worst of the two palsy guys because everyone was laughing at me, and my friend stared at me a long moment.

"Wow, you really are that bad at pool."

There was something I wasn't bad at though so we ended up rolling around fighting in the parking lot. Didn't matter though, he'd tell everyone for years I kicked his ass but I was the worst pool player he'd ever seen in his life, and he'd go on to describe my pool playing so everyone ended up laughing and I'd have to stand there and listen to it, because I was being a good "sport".

Anyway, an excellent choice, he's clearly a roughrider with overly large nipples but confident about it, in leather shorts, and festy glare, very much worthy of your saucy demeanor.