You might not believe this, but in was actually thinking of naming you an arbitrator in this matter. I swear.
...but I didn't want to put you on the spot, nor speak for you.
I trust your judgment if you want to go there. It helps that you've been hip since the ground floor, too
Last edited by feldspar; 09-11-2016 at 09:57 PM.
Mace (09-12-2016)
Mace (09-12-2016)
feldspar (09-12-2016)
You both know I'm here for you, mans, er mens...men.
No movement for the Spooge-o-meter this week...congrats on hanging in there feldspar!
The Spooge-o-meter
feldspar (09-26-2016)
Lol.
Bills are 4.5-point underdogs next week at New England, even though somebody's ma might be playing QB for our old friends. Go figure. I haven't been this interested to see how things unfold in a Bills game for quite a while. We'll see.
I read that the recovery time for a typical injury that Garoppolo has is 2-4 weeks. The Bills game will mark the 2-week point exactly. Hopefully, two weeks and he'll still be too weak...stupid way to put it, but what do you want for nothing? Would they rush him back because of Brissett's injury? Will they rush back Brisket somehow? Will one of the actual QBs be ready to play? Will Edelman start at QB? We can only be sure of one thing...Belijerk and the Pats will stonewall everyone about this until the last possible second.
Tune in next week to...these are the Days of Our Lives...
Last edited by feldspar; 09-26-2016 at 12:50 PM.
SOMEBODY'S been ****ing with the settings on The Spooge-o-meter...it hasn't worked in three weeks.
Generalissimus Gibby (10-11-2016),YardRat (10-11-2016)
I think it's ****ing broke, now.
feldspar (10-17-2016),Generalissimus Gibby (10-17-2016)
LardFat is sinking like...well, I don't know...sinking like lard fat, I suppose. That sinks, right? Not sure, to be honest. I know splooge floats...don't ask me how.
Mace is getting primed, because you know he was on my side all along.
10 games left, and only 4 of those against teams who currently have winning records. Read 'em and weep, old pal. On the other hand, you might have me just where you want me if the last 100 years is any indication.
Last edited by feldspar; 10-17-2016 at 04:40 PM.
I think lard fat floats, actually.
I'm not worried...when the Spooge-o-meter gets lubed up and working again, it's going to spin like a top.
Besides that, it's far more enjoyable to watch someone's dreams get crushed after raising their hope a little bit, as opposed to just squashing them right out of the gate.
Mua-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaaa.
Mace isn't really on your side either. He goes both ways, in case you didn't know that already.
Mace (11-24-2016)
The only thing I agree with is that yes, lard fat probably does in fact float.
Even YOU are secretly on my side...it's OK to admit it.
Also, the Spooge-o-meter isn't the thing that's getting "lubed up" at the moment, as you so eloquently put it. Know what I'm sayin'?
This is going to heat up and get fun if the team manages to get to 7-7 with 2 weeks left in the season.
feldspar (11-24-2016)
feldspar (12-18-2016)