Big announcement-introducing FUGLI

[feldspar]

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SOMEBODY'S been ****ing with the settings on The Spooge-o-meter...it hasn't worked in three weeks.

Likely story.

[YardRat]

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I think it's ****ing broke, now.

[feldspar]

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I think it's ****ing broke, now.

LardFat is sinking like...well, I don't know...sinking like lard fat, I suppose. That sinks, right? Not sure, to be honest. I know splooge floats...don't ask me how.

Mace is getting primed, because you know he was on my side all along.

10 games left, and only 4 of those against teams who currently have winning records. Read 'em and weep, old pal. On the other hand, you might have me just where you want me if the last 100 years is any indication.

[YardRat]

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I think lard fat floats, actually.

I'm not worried...when the Spooge-o-meter gets lubed up and working again, it's going to spin like a top.

Besides that, it's far more enjoyable to watch someone's dreams get crushed after raising their hope a little bit, as opposed to just squashing them right out of the gate.

Mua-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaaa.

[YardRat]

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Mace isn't really on your side either. He goes both ways, in case you didn't know that already.

[feldspar]

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The only thing I agree with is that yes, lard fat probably does in fact float.

Even YOU are secretly on my side...it's OK to admit it.

Also, the Spooge-o-meter isn't the thing that's getting "lubed up" at the moment, as you so eloquently put it. Know what I'm sayin'?

[YardRat]

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This is going to heat up and get fun if the team manages to get to 7-7 with 2 weeks left in the season.

[feldspar]

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This is going to heat up and get fun if the team manages to get to 7-7 with 2 weeks left in the season.

Lol, for this we can be thankful.

Happy Thanksgiving, old pal.

It's a dead heat...

[YardRat]

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Lol, for this we can be thankful.

Happy Thanksgiving, old pal.

It's a dead heat...

You too feldspar...hope you, your family and friends have a great holiday season.

[YardRat]

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This is going to heat up and get fun if the team manages to get to 7-7 with 2 weeks left in the season.

Boom.

[stuckincincy]

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Boom.

Thud.

[Mace]

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I have a strong feeling this ends in the 8-8 neutral zone policed by the Romulans.

[YardRat]

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Well, I can't lose...but I still could win

[Mace]

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Well, I can't lose...but I still could win

True. We all know this ends in the neutral zone though, because it's the most unsatisfying result for everyone involved and just so typical of the team.

[feldspar]

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Well, I can't lose...but I still could win

You bastard.

It would be more poetic if the Miami game resulted in a tie, which it could have been and probably deserved to be. Then somebody would have to lose next week, preferably you.

Freakin' Dan Carpenter misses TWO kicks of about 45-yards...the thing that pissed me off the most (besides having 10 men on the field in crucial spots) was that ridiculous play on 2nd-and-12 with the Bills on the Dolphins 19 yardline (or thereabouts) in overtime. A trick play involving freakin' Reggie Bush? I call that outsmarting one's self. We really want Anthony Lynn as Head Coach? Could not believe that play call. Lost 8 yards like clockwork, then Carpenter misses the fiedgoal.