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    Re: Angelina Jolie is available

    Sad. Not the divorce but she's gone downhill.
    I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
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    You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
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    Re: Angelina Jolie is available

    only if its pre-mastectomy Jolie.

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    Re: Angelina Jolie is available

    Never put your dick in crazy.

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    Re: Angelina Jolie is available

    Quote Originally Posted by sukie View Post
    Never put your dick in crazy.
    That's good to say, but have any of us not done that at some point?
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    Lecter is right in everything he said.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Lecter View Post
    That's good to say, but have any of us not done that at some point?
    AND learned from it so that we can advise the youngsters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sukie View Post
    Never put your dick in crazy.
    Too late. Spent years running away from it. And running. And running.

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    They are both ugly and deserve this.
    I was banned for calling Yardie a coward, by DB, in a tread about women’s issues happening right now in America. Nothing better than republican men silencing women’s voices, especially in the Buffalo Spin zone!!

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    Re: Angelina Jolie is available

    Quote Originally Posted by Blondie View Post
    They are both ugly and deserve this.
    Deserve it is a bit harsh, especially with 6 kids involved.

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    Re: Angelina Jolie is available

    Not many Hollywood romances or marriages last. I would guess it's because of too much temptation on set. Second, most actors are as mad as hatters.

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    Re: Angelina Jolie is available

    Quote Originally Posted by pmoon6 View Post
    Not many Hollywood romances or marriages last. I would guess it's because of too much temptation on set. Second, most actors are as mad as hatters.
    Wait. You're not going to tell us how many actresses you nailed back in your heyday?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Lecter View Post
    Deserve it is a bit harsh, especially with 6 kids involved.
    Aren't they all adopted?

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    Pitt is being charged with child abuse for going nuts on the kids on a private plane. They say he was plastered and then supposedly tried to take off in a fuel truck. Heard that one on the radio.
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    Re: Angelina Jolie is available

    That would explain her asking for physical custody.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ticatfan View Post
    Pitt is being charged with child abuse for going nuts on the kids on a private plane. They say he was plastered and then supposedly tried to take off in a fuel truck. Heard that one on the radio.
    A Renfrew radio station?

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    A Renfrew radio station?
    Ya , we have 2.

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    Re: Angelina Jolie is available

    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Lecter View Post
    Deserve it is a bit harsh, especially with 6 kids involved.
    No, seeing he was married to Jennifer Anistan, when they were shacking up behind her back.

    Both can sick it.

    The kids will be fine, divorces are common with those of is who have kids.

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    Re: Angelina Jolie is available

    I'd hit it.

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    Re: Angelina Jolie is available

    Quote Originally Posted by Blondie View Post
    They are both ugly and deserve this.
    Excuse me, but what did Brad Pitt do? Not get along with Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie?

    Doesn't seem like anyone else can get along with them either.
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