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    Re: Your Best Fart Ever

    I don't fart dirty very often anymore

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    Re: Your Best Fart Ever

    Quote Originally Posted by coastal View Post
    I don't fart dirty very often anymore
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    Re: Your Best Fart Ever

    Dropped a nasty behind the bar in the man cave yesterday afternoon.

    Lisa is starting to truly getting to know and saw the look in my eyes and immediately exited the man cave.

    GOD bless her soul!

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    Re: Your Best Fart Ever

    We were driving home from Allegany state park after a weekend of slobbishly eating and boozing. I had nasty bombs all morning but one was worse than them all. My cousin hastily rolled down his window and puked all over my trailer with a fourwheeler on it. My other buddy almost passed out. It was a good day.

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    Re: Your Best Fart Ever

    Quote Originally Posted by BertSquirtgum View Post
    We were driving home from Allegany state park after a weekend of slobbishly eating and boozing. I had nasty bombs all morning but one was worse than them all. My cousin hastily rolled down his window and puked all over my trailer with a fourwheeler on it. My other buddy almost passed out. It was a good day.
    A fart that makes another person puke is the best.

    That is like delivering and then dropping the microphone.

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    Re: Your Best Fart Ever

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    Which one of these is swiper?

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    Re: Your Best Fart Ever

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    Which one of these is swiper?
    Must suck when educated people have to keep reminding you what a dumb **** you are.
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    Which one of these is swiper?
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    Must suck when educated people have to keep reminding you what a dumb **** you are.
    I agree.

    You exhaust us.

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    Re: Your Best Fart Ever

    Going to celebrate St. Paddy's Day today in the afternoon in Hamilton's oldest tavern and then the local legion for dinner.

    All the beer and crowds should make for some excellent farting opportunities.

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    Re: Your Best Fart Ever

    Recipe:

    3 Guinness Draught pints
    6 Green Creemore Draught pints
    Fish & Chips
    Many many pints of Green Alexander Keiths
    2 helpings of Corn Beef
    2 Helpings of Cabbage

    Now explosive

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    Re: Your Best Fart Ever

    Holy Crap am I letting them loose.

    Disgusting!


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    Re: Your Best Fart Ever

    I did one at a church choir rehearsal that provoked one of the other choir members to wonder if the septic system had backed up.
    I've made up my mind. Don't confuse me with the facts.

    I'm the most reasonable poster here. If you don't agree, I'll be forced to have a hissy fit.

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    Oh, you just know a man of the cloth rocks when he's willing to participate in a thread like this. , TJ.
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    Re: Your Best Fart Ever

    Quote Originally Posted by coastal View Post
    I don't fart dirty very often anymore
    I think generally speaking, the healthier your intake of food and drink the less likely you are to cut loose with a really toxic fart.

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    Re: Your Best Fart Ever

    Quote Originally Posted by TigerJ View Post
    I think generally speaking, the healthier your intake of food and drink the less likely you are to cut loose with a really toxic fart.
    That explains my situation.

    Dropped a bomb yesterday at Noonish at an Italian sports bar while watching the ManCity game after watching the Juvi game.

    I not sure it is necessarily connected but a body was found across the road by the Police at 1:00 PM.


    http://www.thespec.com/news-story/71...te-body-found/

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    Re: Your Best Fart Ever

    Ate Hakka Asian food yesterday and Keith's draught beer.

    My bedroom smells like Grand Rapids, Michigan right now.

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    Re: Your Best Fart Ever

    Quote Originally Posted by SpikedLemonade View Post
    Ate Hakka Asian food yesterday and Keith's draught beer.

    My bedroom smells like Grand Rapids, Michigan right now.
    Don't open the windows and let Hamilton-stank into the house, it'll get much worse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by YardRat View Post
    Don't open the windows and let Hamilton-stank into the house, it'll get much worse.
    It will smell like Grand Rapids, Michigan?

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