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    Let the most vile fart under the goose down duvet last night.

    Samantha woke up choking.

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    Not drinking enough IPA beer recently to each high toxicity levels.

    Will do so today.

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    Dark rum can be smelly the next day.

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    https://www.wgrz.com/article/news/we...W-lOtanSPEH1pw

    Australian man wants $1.8 million because his supervisor farted on him

    The man says his co-worker's gas caused him great pain...emotionally.

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    Re: Your Best Fart Ever

    The office I work in is rather large. Normally 2 of us work in it. I was alone in here last week and actually blew myself out of it with a fart for the ages. I couldn't identify what I had eaten by olfactory ballistics alone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sukie View Post
    The office I work in is rather large. Normally 2 of us work in it. I was alone in here last week and actually blew myself out of it with a fart for the ages. I couldn't identify what I had eaten by olfactory ballistics alone.
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    I just re-read this and laughed so hard, I almost had a story to tell.

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    Samantha complained that last night in my sleep I produced such a vile toxic smell that she woke up choking when she turned to cuddle my back.

    Apparently, the comforter retains peak performance.

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    Re: Your Best Fart Ever

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    The kid at the end of the video was priceless... ok I think we’re done here.

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    Sometimes I take a dump and health returns

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    On a whim I went to a Buddhist Dharma center to do some meditation, and found there was a special guest monk from some Thai forest in attendance. We sat, quiet, motionless, for a long time. I'm not very flexible, so toward the end I had to place my hands on the floor behind my back and recline, so to speak. After the meditation session the monk was entertaining questions from the many who attended. There were a few good ones, like "what do I say if my girlfriend asks if this dress makes her look fat?" The answer I forgot but I think he dodged it. Then, in an effort to be inclusive he asked questions of us. We were in a circle, cross legged, and he posed some dreadful open-ended question to each of us. I was near the end, and by the time he got to me my entire lower spine, back, butt and legs and feet were numb from holding that position all night long. He asked "and what do you say is the meaning of life?" I wasn't sure what to say, and since no one there knew me, I lifted my pelvis up off the floor, he changed his gaze from my eyes to my midsection, and I just let it out: FWAPPPPPP!!. He grinned like a cat and said "NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT!!" I was a star.

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    A cup or more of homemade guac and IPAs... you will create the unholy.

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    I just took my 3rd dump of the morning.

    i am not quite sure what came out of me but that was life changing.

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    Re: Your Best Fart Ever

    How is this thread still alive?
    www.gamersconspiracy.com - where gamers conspire

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    Re: Your Best Fart Ever

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    How is this thread still alive?
    Farting will never die.

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    Re: Your Best Fart Ever

    Quote Originally Posted by Haile SpikedLemonade View Post
    Farting will never die.
    Do you Dutch oven your significant other?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ublinkwescore View Post
    Do you Dutch oven your significant other?
    I am a professional.

    The way I fart that maneuver could cause death.

    What I often do is fart in bed after she goes to the bathroom.

    She notices the contrast of what the room smelled like when she left.

    More of a Surprise Butt AttackTM

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    Bok Choy sure can make you fart a lot.

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