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    Your Best Fart Ever

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    Re: Your Best Fart Ever

    Just let one rip that is 12/10 on the toxic scale.

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    Re: Your Best Fart Ever

    Shart stories are acceptable as well...


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    I think it was in Canada, but then again maybe Hamilton just smells like that all of the time.
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    Re: Your Best Fart Ever

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    I think it was in Canada, but then again maybe Hamilton just smells like that all of the time.
    Mace, this could explain the wind.

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    Re: Your Best Fart Ever

    Squeezed one out today during my RSW session.

    He had to stop his vehicle and get out.

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    Farts affect the weather... fact.

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    Smells like Hamilton in my bedroom right now. Must've been one of the dogs.

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    Re: Your Best Fart Ever

    Really? This thread stinks.

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    Re: Your Best Fart Ever

    My all time favorite was a silent but deadly that ended a lecture course I found extremely boring. The odor could not be linked to me because I sat next to the prof and the poor bastard's eyes started watering and everying everyone in the class was overwhelmed. Yeah, it was great. Many thanks to the gang at Taco Tico for serving me the ammo for the greatest fart ever.

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    Re: Your Best Fart Ever

    I was asked by security to leave a bar late Saturday night due to farting.

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    Re: Your Best Fart Ever

    Last year we lived in a hotel for about a month while our house was renovated. It was 3 stories and I was taking the elevator down from 2 (yes, I usually hate people that do that but the elevator was right next to our room and the stairs were at the opposite end of the building). I got in the elevator and I was alone so I let one rip. Usually my farts aren't room-clearers, but this one was.

    What I didn't notice is that I got in an elevator going UP instead of down. When I got to the third floor, a couple and their young son got in the elevator that I had just crop-dusted, and now the 4 of us had to ride down to the first floor in the stank.

    The son kept starting to say something about the smell but the mom kept shushing him. As soon as the doors opened, they jetted out of the elevator and I could see the surprised looks on the couple's faces as they giggled about it.

    It was funny as hell. I was trying not to laugh the whole way down.

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    Re: Your Best Fart Ever

    A couple of Saturdays ago, I took mom to the CNE and a Toronto FC game via GO Train.

    We naturally took the handicapped car and went to the top floor which involves walking up two different sets of stairs.

    Farted about 15 minutes before our stop on the top level of the GO Train and then went down two levels to the bottom to escape.

    Train Conductor phoned in guys with the white suits and head gear.

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    Re: Your Best Fart Ever

    You dragged your handicapped mother up two flights of stairs? What a dick.

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    Re: Your Best Fart Ever

    My best fart ever is yet to come; otherwise, why go on living?

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    Re: Your Best Fart Ever

    Quote Originally Posted by YardRat View Post
    You dragged your handicapped mother up two flights of stairs? What a dick.
    She is not physically handicapped.

    Just like you.

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