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  • YardRat
    Well, lookie here...
    • Dec 2004
    • 86288

    #16
    Re: Thinking of Going to the December 4th Game in Oakland

    Tell everybody sitting around you that you have Carr, Cooper, Murray and Oakland's defense on your fantasy team.
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    • Swiper
      Legendary Zoner
      • Sep 2010
      • 33105

      #17
      Re: Thinking of Going to the December 4th Game in Oakland

      Originally posted by SpikedLemonade View Post
      Any advice.
      Stay there and throw away your computer.

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      • MattyNH
        Registered User
        • Nov 2011
        • 253

        #18
        Re: Thinking of Going to the December 4th Game in Oakland

        Have a note with next of kin information somewhere on your body, not guaranteed to be found but you might as well try. Other than that, get your affairs in order ahead of time.

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        • Mace
          Haha...yeah you think so ?
          • Mar 2013
          • 20315

          #19
          Re: Thinking of Going to the December 4th Game in Oakland

          Originally posted by MattyNH View Post
          Have a note with next of kin information somewhere on your body, not guaranteed to be found but you might as well try. Other than that, get your affairs in order ahead of time.
          Wear a t-shirt that says Raiders fans are sissies, they appreciate bold opinions. Call everyone you meet "homes", except at tailgating, then call them "douche". They love a good banter. The games there are lighthearted fun, they get a kick out of it if you spit on them, mock Al Davis as the mummy without wrappings, and throw stuff at their women. If you see any of those, they're all usable, just offer them a dollar, even the stadium staff, concession workers, guards, "Give you a buck for a bendover, slot machine.".

          On your way out, they want visitors to throw stuff at their cars, kind of a tradition, while mocking them for getting ready to lose a team to Nevada.

          After the game, if you want a fully rich Oakland experience, look for the backstreets and large groups of minorities hanging around, go back to calling everyone "homes", but the women are still good for a buck. Be sure and tell them "minorities matter" and that's like a free friendly pass anywhere. Explore, especially real real late on empty streets. Groups of young men are probably spontaneous parties so you want to head over and ask if you can "get down and boogie" with them.

          You're going to want to keep as much cash as you can on you at all times, and by then it would be good to change to suit and tie so you can best present yourself to the partiers, who love a well dressed visitor they can show around.

          Always remember, have fun, they're there for your amusement and love to caper for the visitors.

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          • SpikedLemonade
            • Jun 2024

            #20
            Re: Thinking of Going to the December 4th Game in Oakland

            Originally posted by YardRat View Post
            Tell everybody sitting around you that you have Carr, Cooper, Murray and Oakland's defense on your fantasy team.
            Actually 2 out of 4.

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            • SpikedLemonade
              • Jun 2024

              #21
              Re: Thinking of Going to the December 4th Game in Oakland

              Originally posted by Swiper View Post
              Stay there and throw away your computer.

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              • SpikedLemonade
                • Jun 2024

                #22
                Re: Thinking of Going to the December 4th Game in Oakland

                Originally posted by MattyNH View Post
                Have a note with next of kin information somewhere on your body, not guaranteed to be found but you might as well try. Other than that, get your affairs in order ahead of time.

                Challenge accepted.

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                • SpikedLemonade
                  • Jun 2024

                  #23
                  Re: Thinking of Going to the December 4th Game in Oakland

                  Originally posted by Mace View Post
                  Wear a t-shirt that says Raiders fans are sissies, they appreciate bold opinions. Call everyone you meet "homes", except at tailgating, then call them "douche". They love a good banter. The games there are lighthearted fun, they get a kick out of it if you spit on them, mock Al Davis as the mummy without wrappings, and throw stuff at their women. If you see any of those, they're all usable, just offer them a dollar, even the stadium staff, concession workers, guards, "Give you a buck for a bendover, slot machine.".

                  On your way out, they want visitors to throw stuff at their cars, kind of a tradition, while mocking them for getting ready to lose a team to Nevada.

                  After the game, if you want a fully rich Oakland experience, look for the backstreets and large groups of minorities hanging around, go back to calling everyone "homes", but the women are still good for a buck. Be sure and tell them "minorities matter" and that's like a free friendly pass anywhere. Explore, especially real real late on empty streets. Groups of young men are probably spontaneous parties so you want to head over and ask if you can "get down and boogie" with them.

                  You're going to want to keep as much cash as you can on you at all times, and by then it would be good to change to suit and tie so you can best present yourself to the partiers, who love a well dressed visitor they can show around.

                  Always remember, have fun, they're there for your amusement and love to caper for the visitors.

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                  • Swiper
                    Legendary Zoner
                    • Sep 2010
                    • 33105

                    #24
                    Re: Thinking of Going to the December 4th Game in Oakland

                    Originally posted by SpikedLemonade View Post
                    ROFL. You spend as much time doing research on the net as Trump does. You should run for Prime Minister.

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                    • SpikedLemonade
                      • Jun 2024

                      #25
                      Re: Thinking of Going to the December 4th Game in Oakland

                      Originally posted by Swiper View Post
                      ROFL. You spend as much time doing research on the net as Trump does. You should run for Prime Minister.

                      How do you know I am not Justin and come here just screw around with a redneck from Renfrew?

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                      • SpikedLemonade
                        • Jun 2024

                        #26
                        Re: Thinking of Going to the December 4th Game in Oakland

                        BOOKED!!!

                        Arrive on the afternoon of Thursday December 1st and leave on the early morning of Monday December 5th.

                        Any Bills fans whowant to give me a tour of the San Fran or Oakland area please PM me.

                        P.S.: I am NOT gay.

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                        • Mace
                          Haha...yeah you think so ?
                          • Mar 2013
                          • 20315

                          #27
                          Re: Thinking of Going to the December 4th Game in Oakland

                          Originally posted by SpikedLemonade View Post
                          P.S.: I am NOT gay.
                          Huge comfort to the men you fall in love with and become obsessed by. If he wasn't gay he wouldn't have to PS. PM him if your gf/wife or a kid will be there, or if not, you want some hot action. He'd love a tour of the best places in SF, hint hint or a little roughhousing in Oakland.

                          You're gay as a nightingale on the morning dew, princess.

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                          • SpikedLemonade
                            • Jun 2024

                            #28
                            Re: Thinking of Going to the December 4th Game in Oakland

                            Originally posted by Mace View Post
                            Huge comfort to the men you fall in love with and become obsessed by. If he wasn't gay he wouldn't have to PS. PM him if your gf/wife or a kid will be there, or if not, you want some hot action. He'd love a tour of the best places in SF, hint hint or a little roughhousing in Oakland.

                            You're gay as a nightingale on the morning dew, princess.
                            I see you're still butthurt over your days of slavery here....

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                            • MitchMurrayDowntown
                              Skoobasaurus-Rex
                              • Oct 2011
                              • 22284

                              #29
                              Re: Thinking of Going to the December 4th Game in Oakland

                              Wear a Trump / Pence T-shirt with a confederate bandana, then tell people they need to drink your Koop-aid to make it to the mothership. Why I don't know but you will either get laid or kicked, maybe both if you're lucky.
                              Last edited by Skooby; 10-19-2016, 04:55 AM.

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                              • THATHURMANATOR
                                Registered User
                                • Jul 2002
                                • 69112

                                #30
                                Re: Thinking of Going to the December 4th Game in Oakland

                                Originally posted by SpikedLemonade View Post
                                Any advice.
                                Don't go.

                                Those Raider fans look like maniacs.

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