balls & goats

[Novacane]

Balls. The fans for sitting in the rain watching this joke


Goats.

Eveyone one who gets a paycheck from the buffalo bills

[Crisis]

Re: balls & goats

Gillislee was alright, I guess.

[YardRat]

Re: balls & goats

Balls-Gillislee, the defensive front seven, and the oline (except for Wood). The trenches really didn't play that badly.

Goats--Everybody else, especially Taylor and Gilmore. All of the skill players (except Gillie) just kept taking turns ****ing up.

[Generalissimus Gibby]

Re: balls & goats

Balls:

Nobody

Goats:

Everyone

[Mad Bomber]

Re: balls & goats

Balls: The dildo

Goats: The Bills

[LarryBoy]

Re: balls & goats

Balls : Colton Schmidt

Goats : everyone else

PS. can a ball technically goto the dildo seeing hes the QB of the other team? :)

[feldspar]

Re: balls & goats

Doesn't the dildo already have balls?

I'm never real sure about these things...

[Skooby]

Re: balls & goats

Balls: Exposed out here

Goat: Kicked me right there

[Mace]

Re: balls & goats

Balls :
- The Fans for hanging tough in the weather, knowing where it was all going, like it always does.
- Colton Schmidt for being the best running back we had.
- Gillislee, all things considered he had a good game he did.
- Shaq Lawson, his first career sack was a future legend and hall of famer.
- Belichick for going easy on us and sitting Brady with 4 minutes left instead of going for 55 points.
- Jerome Felton, pass catching machine.
- Charles Clay for playing some underrated pass defense on offense.

Goats :
- Russ Brandon, for scheming to give them a subpar training and conditioning staff to protect his chosen people endlessly with the injury excuse so he doesn't have to be troubled with new GM & coaching searches. Oh, I see what he's doing there.

[Joe Fo Sho]

Re: balls & goats

Goats :
- Russ Brandon, for scheming to give them a subpar training and conditioning staff to protect his chosen people endlessly with the injury excuse so he doesn't have to be troubled with new GM & coaching searches. Oh, I see what he's doing there.

He was the worst today.

[Mace]

Re: balls & goats

He was the worst today.

Always good to see you on board with the program, coming in out of the rain, recognizing the writing on the wall, knowing the watched pots aren't boiling.

[Joe Fo Sho]

Re: balls & goats

Always good to see you on board with the program, coming in out of the rain, recognizing the writing on the wall, knowing the watched pots aren't boiling.

He's got 4 balls and 4 goats so far this year. Pretty standard year for him, I'd say.

[Guest]

Re: balls & goats

I will **** a goat balls deep.

[swiper]

Re: balls & goats

Balls-Gillislee, the defensive front seven, and the oline (except for Wood). The trenches really didn't play that badly.

Goats--Everybody else, especially Taylor and Gilmore. All of the skill players (except Gillie) just kept taking turns ****ing up.

The pass protection was really poor. Especially Mills.

[swiper]

Re: balls & goats

I'm surprised it took so long to Schmidt his props.

I'm also surprised no one named Felton as a Ball.

Again it took Lynn way, way too long to get the 2nd TE involved in the passing game.

FWIW, watching the end of that Bengal/Redskin game in London, the announcers kept applauding Kirk Cousins for spreading the ball around. Ho long did it take TieRod Taylor to look at Robert Woods? Like forever.

Edit: sorry. Missed Mace's post. Credit given to Felton there.