Originally Posted by
Mace
Doesn't matter we'll ruin him anyway.
I like Duke Hammersmith from Fordham CC of New West Dakota who I just made up, at 6'5" 225 with a rocket arm who runs like the wind while dating more awesome looking starlets than you can imagine while spurning them for football which he lives and breathes, repeatedly studying every football offense known to man and punching out anyone who doesn't share his passion for the game, including multiple MMA fighters, Nick Saban at a meet and greet, and several demons from the gates of hell that he threw back in a perfect spiral through the gateway mistakenly invoked during an insane blood ritual as he fiercely attempted to gain an advantage over his next opponent, breathing frost that turned into molten flame in his wrath while pursuing his lifelong dream of playing for a crap team that dreams of a QB but has a suburb called Cheektowaga because he likes the sound of it.