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I got news for you, TOM BRADY...
CURSES ARE REAL, BRO.
Want proof?!! Well -- we've only ALL been FREAKING LIVING THROUGH ONE FOR 40-SOMETHING YEARS!!
Can you believe this guy?!! He's practically begging for it.
..and you very-well know this ride is going to end sooner than later; I wouldn't provoke the reaper -- but it's far too late for that now.
Sure. Maybe nothing will happen, and Tom will go out and throw for another 4500 yards and earn another Super Bowl, and when presented with the Lombardi, he'll let out a shriekingly-victorious banshee cry, not unlike the one pictured below on MADDEN 18. (And let me be the first Bills fan to say: we certainly hope that happens, of course! After all, it's good television -- and the revenues! Nothing is above the shield. I mean, what could be better than watching Tom orchestrate the perfect passing offense with his squadron of handsome receivers? It most-certainly is tune-in TV, the best - of course! Can't miss it! Even for a Bills fan like me.)
Or maybe, this cover captures the premonition, of that not-so-unthinkable moment when he is, finally, finishingly de-cleated, for the last time:
"MY LIGAMENTS! ALL OF THEM! SWEET BABY JEEZUS, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME!!"
ONLY TIME WILL TELL.
Want proof?!! Well -- we've only ALL been FREAKING LIVING THROUGH ONE FOR 40-SOMETHING YEARS!!
Can you believe this guy?!! He's practically begging for it.
..and you very-well know this ride is going to end sooner than later; I wouldn't provoke the reaper -- but it's far too late for that now.
Sure. Maybe nothing will happen, and Tom will go out and throw for another 4500 yards and earn another Super Bowl, and when presented with the Lombardi, he'll let out a shriekingly-victorious banshee cry, not unlike the one pictured below on MADDEN 18. (And let me be the first Bills fan to say: we certainly hope that happens, of course! After all, it's good television -- and the revenues! Nothing is above the shield. I mean, what could be better than watching Tom orchestrate the perfect passing offense with his squadron of handsome receivers? It most-certainly is tune-in TV, the best - of course! Can't miss it! Even for a Bills fan like me.)
Or maybe, this cover captures the premonition, of that not-so-unthinkable moment when he is, finally, finishingly de-cleated, for the last time:
"MY LIGAMENTS! ALL OF THEM! SWEET BABY JEEZUS, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME!!"
ONLY TIME WILL TELL.
& 
too!!
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