This all started after McD's press conference naming Tyrod Taylor as the starter for week #3, I couldn't believe it so I sat in my chair and was oblivious to the world, just sat there staring out the window as depression set in. Maybe I fell asleep, not sure. The phone rings and its my old friend Lou Saban. "How you doing Wally" he said. I told him that the Bills are starting that NFL wanda be Tyrod Taylor and I was sick over this. Lou kinda giggled then said don't worry Wally Ralph Wilson will fire his ass at the end of the season, I told him but Ralph Wilson is dead. He is??? Lou replied. Yep, he doesn't own the team anymore, Terry and Kim Pagula own the team now and they have done great things for Buffalo, bought the Sabres too I said. Good, Ralph was an ******* anyway Lou said.
I then proceeded to tell him about this years team, There is no QB, depth sucks, team is filled with scrubs and the team isn't going anywhere. Lou just giggled again then said ARE YOU SURE RALPH WILSON IS DEAD??? Yes,yes he is dead I replied! We then got into one of these kindergarten arguments, No he isn't dead, yes he is, no he isn't, YES HE IS!!! Then I thought to myself what a ***** this guy is....I really got pissed then told him THIS IS WHY YOU ARE NOT ON THE WALL OF FAME, DON"T CALL ME ANYMORE you jerk!!
Lou Saban is now yelling in the phone- This is why I never let you cut my hair Wally, you are to stupid to realize that Ralph Wilson still runs this team, he is not dead you stupid ****. You know nothing about football, I hope you choke on your breakfast you dumb **** then slams down the phone!!
All I remember now is sitting in the chair and my wife is shaking my arm....Honey, wake up....Honey wake up. She then says "Who was that on the phone honey?" It was Lou Saban I said. But honey, Lou Saban is dead, I told her " No he isn't" then she said Yes he is, No he isn't, yes he is, no he isn't over and over and over geeeez
****, I am going out for a beer
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