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    Indulge me, I pray

    Can someone change my name to:

    JackJoeJimJosh

    Thanks,

    JackJoeJimJosh

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    Re: Indulge me, I pray

    How about we all just call you Petunia and call it a day?


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    Re: Indulge me, I pray

    Quote Originally Posted by feldspar View Post
    How about we all just call you Petunia and call it a day?

    Whatever makes your vagina squirm is okay with us.

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    Re: Indulge me, I pray

    Quote Originally Posted by JackJoeJimJosh View Post
    Whatever makes your vagina squirm is okay with us.
    What's that you say, JackJoeJimJosh?

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    Re: Indulge me, I pray

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    Re: Indulge me, I pray

    Quote Originally Posted by feldspar View Post
    What's that you say, JackJoeJimJosh?
    I'd just as soon call him Todd or Brad and have him talk about interior design.

    However, Melvin has a nice ring as well.

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