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    Ten Things Liberals Will Try to Ban In the Next Decade

    Liberals are all about freedom…their freedom to tell us Normal Americans what to think, how to feel, and what to do. And the highest form of liberalism is the ban, a bar to an activity, institution, or attitude that they wish to suppress either to enhance their own power or just for the sheer joy of telling people like us – who they hate – what to do. Often, it’s both.

    The following ten targets for prohibition may seem wacky now, but give the left time. “Really?” you might ask. But then, a decade ago everyone knew which bathroom to use, yet here we are. In my three novels about what America would look like if it split into red and blue halves, I tried to invent the craziest aspirations of libs gone wild. And my predictions keep coming true. Mark my words, it’s just a matter of time before they really do resurrect J. Edgar Hoover as an icon of non-binary gender identity.

    The following bans are going to happen, as nutty as they may sound. Maybe not tomorrow, and maybe not completely at first, but they will. They can’t not happen, because the fascist imperative of leftism is control, control over every aspect of normal peoples‘ lives.

    10. Pets
    That’s insane! Why, liberals would never ban the cats who provide the sole companionship for the lonely, bitter middle-aged divorcees who make up a key Democrat demographic. But wait – California has already banned sales of non-rescue pets in pet stores, so their paw is in the door. Can’t you see SJWs whining about “pet privilege?” How about PETA people insisting that these furry clumps of cells have rights, unlike the clumps of human cells in a uterus?

    9. All-Male Sports
    Frankly, this one is so obvious that it’s a wonder it hasn’t happened yet. Football, baseball, basketball, hockey – the top sports leagues are 100% male. Now, let’s leave aside the obvious truth that a woman able to compete with these male behemoths would be a sensation, and that if she could make tackles or home runs or whatever like a man, the fans would be delighted. But no, it’s clearly a conspiracy on the part of the patriarchy, as is biology itself, apparently.


    8. Accurate Pronouns
    California already requires certain healthcare workers to lie about the sex of their patients if the patient demands it. In some places, people like teachers are getting fired for refusing to falsely state that a girl is a boy because she wants to be. Pretty soon, this nonsense will spread. Now, it won’t just be by law (though it will be in government situations). Businesses, which are usually gutless in the face of howling SJW mobs, will increasingly demand that their employees praise the emperor’s new clothes.

    7. Fossil Fuel Cars
    California is already toying with this, and Stephen Hawking’s protégé Alexandria Ocasio-Cortes seems to want to make it part of the “Green New Deal.” Now, it’s a pretty good deal for the urban hipster crowd that can walk or bike or take the subway to their crappy jobs, but for Normals who live in the suburbs or the country, it’s a disaster. So much the better. Remember, like all liberal prohibitions, a huge part of the appeal of this measure is how it puts us uppity rubes in our place.


    6. Hunting
    Well, of course. Once again, the lure of jamming their power down the throats of the flyover Americans the coastal liberals hate is irresistible. We’re already seeing this as ridiculous municipalities refuse to take commonsense measures against deer overpopulation and marauding coyotes. The commonsense response is to shoot them, but instead the libs dither as deer starve, citizens get hurt in collisions, and as puppies and kittens get snatched away and devoured by predators who just don’t belong around people.

    5. Private Doctors
    This is absolutely essential to the idea behind single payer – they can’t leave you with anywhere else to go. Nor can they tolerate the “inequality” that would occur should you decide to spend your own money on the medical care you want. Plus, if doctors have somewhere else to practice outside the government system, which will be like the VA without the patient care and efficiency, then they will do that. Remember, single payer is about control, and the government needs indentured servants to toil for it.




    4. Guns
    “Nobody wants to ban your guns!” they lie. Liberals are such awful gaslighters – one of the lefty fishwraps will run an op-ed by some prominent Democrat demanding gun confiscation and the moment we take notice the rest of the libs will look at us with straight faces and insist that “Nobody wants to ban your guns!” You would think they would lie better considering all their experience. In any case, this has been a key goal for decades for two reasons. First, of course, is the sheer joy of showing us bitter clingers who’s boss. But the second is more practical – disarmed, we’d be transformed from citizens into serfs, and we would have no means of resisting their most hideous prohibitions…or worse.


    3. Religion
    It’s already started – witness the shameful interrogation of believing Christians who have been nominated to the courts and other offices. Oh, the l;ibs won’t say they want to ban religion (by which they mean traditional Christianity and Judaism). They’ll just make it impossible for you to both practice your faith and participate in society. You can believe what you want, for a while, as long as you never act on it or tell anyone. Liberals cannot tolerate heretics who refuse to bow down to the false god of leftist ideology. Just watch what happens when President Trump nominates committed Catholic Amy Coney Barret…

    2. Free Speech
    In England, you can get arrested for saying things – but only things the elite dislikes. The left would love to do that here too. Who thinks that if they had the power that they would not ban “hate speech” – that is, speech they disapprove of – and that a liberal Supreme Court majority would not eagerly find a hitherto unknown footnote in the First Amendment allowing it? Just look at college campuses, and what they did with their power there, then imagine our whole country exactly like that.

    1. Conservatives
    Prohibit an entire ideology? The left would never do that, except they are totally trying to do it. Political tests already exist in academia, Hollywood and the mainstream media – and conservatives fail. Their goal is to eventually drive conservatives out of all non-political positions of power, with driving them out of political power to follow, ably assisted by the cowardly Fredocon contingent of gimpcon fellow travelers like Mitt Romney. But in the meantime, their pals in Silicon Valley are already hard at work slowly eliminating conservative voices from the web. Whether its Google suppressing searched, Facebook helping the Dems, or Twitter banishing dissenters, their goal is clear. It’s to totally eliminate conservative opposition to the liberal elite.

    more...https://townhall.com/columnists/kurt...ecade-n2538737

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    Re: Ten Things Liberals Will Try to Ban In the Next Decade

    Run out of prostitute money?

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    Re: Ten Things Liberals Will Try to Ban In the Next Decade

    Quote Originally Posted by coastal View Post
    Run out of prostitute money?
    Nah, my net worth is way more than yours and since you employ a live-in prostitute it will continue to be that way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pmoon6 View Post
    Nah, my net worth is way more than yours and since you employ a live-in prostitute it will continue to be that way.
    Oh ****... wait, he should be paying me???

    Dammit, I put all my income into his investments... he told me I'd make more that way....
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    Quote Originally Posted by pmoon6 View Post
    Nah, my net worth is way more than yours and since you employ a live-in prostitute it will continue to be that way.
    you really became uninteresting

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    Quote Originally Posted by coastal View Post
    you really became uninteresting
    You've been that way for a long time.....I'm just catching up!!

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    Re: Ten Things Liberals Will Try to Ban In the Next Decade

    The Heritage Foundation and Town Hall.

    The very definition of scraping the bottom of the barrel.
    boisterous hubris, arrogance, self deception, conspiracy, mud slinging mixed with a heavy dose of self righteousness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Obergruppenfuhrer Spartacus View Post
    The Heritage Foundation and Town Hall.

    The very definition of scraping the bottom of the barrel.
    Then I'm sure you couldn't be bothered refuting the ideas put forth in the articles.

    Very "intellectual" indeed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pmoon6 View Post
    Then I'm sure you couldn't be bothered refuting the ideas put forth in the articles.

    Very "intellectual" indeed.
    I've refuted hundreds of idiotic right wing screeds through the years and they're all the same.

    I'm not gonna waste the few precious years I've got left cleaning up the **** demagogues like Annie get paid to produce.

    You see, living and breathing and spouting **** is something that comes naturally to those on the right.

    The problem is fighting it means you have to deal with ****.

    And after a while it just becomes too disgusting to be entertaing.

    BUT the right is like a **** coated Terminator, and it won't ever stop until all the non **** eaters are dead.

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    This thread is going well, eh Moonie?

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    Re: Ten Things Liberals Will Try to Ban In the Next Decade

    It would be nice if we could ban fossil fuel cars but we need a viable alternative first.

    Religion- well there’s no way to ban it because people will still believe what they want, but the less of it, the better.

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    10. Pets
    That’s insane! Why, liberals would never ban the cats who provide the sole companionship for the lonely, bitter middle-aged divorcees who make up a key Democrat demographic. But wait – California has already banned sales of non-rescue pets in pet stores, so their paw is in the door. Can’t you see SJWs whining about “pet privilege?” How about PETA people insisting that these furry clumps of cells have rights, unlike the clumps of human cells in a uterus?
    I don't know about 'banning pets' but I would bet real money this is an issue that will come to fruition sooner than most of us think.
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    Re: Ten Things Liberals Will Try to Ban In the Next Decade

    We would ban stupidity first which means this article wouldn't exist along with almost all your threads.

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    Re: Ten Things Liberals Will Try to Ban In the Next Decade

    Quote Originally Posted by ParanoidAndroid View Post
    We would ban stupidity first which means this article wouldn't exist along with almost all your threads.
    Nah, if you did that, you would have to march 99% of your ideological brothers to the guillotine.

    Not you, of course, 'cos you be just so damn smart.

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    I haven't seen the "I know you are but what am I," comeback since 5th grade. Guillotine is such a big word, though. You're getting more sophisticated by the minute.

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    Re: Ten Things Liberals Will Try to Ban In the Next Decade

    Quote Originally Posted by ParanoidAndroid View Post
    I haven't seen the "I know you are but what am I," comeback since 5th grade. Guillotine is such a big word, though. You're getting more sophisticated by the minute.
    That's rich coming from a guy who says "You're toe toopid" every other post.

    However, I love your level of intellectual arrogance and have no problem displaying it.

    It's why American Left elitists are so reviled by real Americans.

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    This is a good snapshot of just how dull and prepubescent you are in your newish zone persona. At least, I hope it is sequestered here and doesn't promulgate itself upon the real world.

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