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    Man held down at church as members "pray the gay away"


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    Re: Man held down at church as members "pray the gay away"

    In Russia preist dropped holy water from an airplane on a city to cure drunkenness and fornication.

    I'm curious to see the results.

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    Re: Man held down at church as members "pray the gay away"

    Should be charged with assault and unlawful imprisonment.
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    Re: Man held down at church as members "pray the gay away"

    "Pray the Gay Away" is kinda catchy.

    They should put it to music.

    Perhaps to something like this...


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    Re: Man held down at church as members "pray the gay away"

    Cue the “but the Muslims kill gays in their ****hole countries!” posts from the apologists.

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    Re: Man held down at church as members "pray the gay away"

    Did they **** him in the ass while they were at it?

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    Re: Man held down at church as members "pray the gay away"

    If the ladies wanna hold me down and "masterbate the straight away" I'm all for it

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    Re: Man held down at church as members "pray the gay away"

    Quote Originally Posted by OpIv37 View Post
    Cue the “but the Muslims kill gays in their ****hole countries!” posts from the apologists.
    Republicans really don’t give a **** about Muslims killing gays. They just like to throw it in dems faces to try and make a point.

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    Re: Man held down at church as members "pray the gay away"

    Quote Originally Posted by Canadian'eh! View Post
    If the ladies wanna hold me down and "masterbate the straight away" I'm all for it
    Found the Sub! Not that theres ANYTHING wrong with that

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    Re: Man held down at church as members "pray the gay away"

    Quote Originally Posted by YardRat View Post
    Should be charged with assault and unlawful imprisonment.
    yup. this is wrong.

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    Re: Man held down at church as members "pray the gay away"

    Quote Originally Posted by sahlensguy View Post
    Did they **** him in the ass while they were at it?
    What the ****?

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    Re: Man held down at church as members "pray the gay away"

    Quote Originally Posted by JATMtheJATM View Post
    What the ****?
    It's a joke.

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    Re: Man held down at church as members "pray the gay away"

    Quote Originally Posted by JATMtheJATM View Post
    What the ****?
    I don't get what you're objecting to. Why would you hold a man down and NOT **** him in the ass? Some of you are just so ridiculous.

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    Re: Man held down at church as members "pray the gay away"

    Quote Originally Posted by OpIv37 View Post
    I don't get what you're objecting to. Why would you hold a man down and NOT **** him in the ass? Some of you are just so ridiculous.
    I lol'ed way too hard at this. See you in hell, Opi

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    Re: Man held down at church as members "pray the gay away"

    Quote Originally Posted by OpIv37 View Post
    I don't get what you're objecting to. Why would you hold a man down and NOT **** him in the ass? Some of you are just so ridiculous.
    The new slang for that is Trumpin' Puerto Rico.

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    Re: Man held down at church as members "pray the gay away"

    you guys are looking at this the wrong way!! the church was clearly only trying to help this poor man not be such a Rude and Insulting Parent Hater

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    Re: Man held down at church as members "pray the gay away"

    Quote Originally Posted by OpIv37 View Post
    I don't get what you're objecting to. Why would you hold a man down and NOT **** him in the ass? Some of you are just so ridiculous.
    Only time it's acceptable is if you're going for the pin.

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    Re: Man held down at church as members "pray the gay away"

    I wonder if Sparky was there leading the way.

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    Re: Man held down at church as members "pray the gay away"

    Quote Originally Posted by SupremeParentHater View Post
    you guys are looking at this the wrong way!! the church was clearly only trying to help this poor man not be such a Rude and Insulting Parent Hater
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    Re: Man held down at church as members "pray the gay away"

    Quote Originally Posted by notacon View Post
    I wonder if Sparky was there leading the way.
    Spartacus doesnt hate gays. He just hates the idea of them getting married

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