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    Stuck in a Walmart$#!tter...

    Because it's out of toilet paper. Send help.
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    Re: Stuck in a Walmart$#!tter...

    You didn’t look before you sat down?
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    Re: Stuck in a Walmart$#!tter...

    I alway look for the 1 ply toilet paper stock. Shiite happens

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    Re: Stuck in a Walmart$#!tter...

    Stay calm and for the love of God, don't shoot your eye out, kid!

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    Re: Stuck in a Walmart$#!tter...

    Quote Originally Posted by ublinkwescore View Post
    Because it's out of toilet paper. Send help.
    How high is the sink?

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    Re: Stuck in a Walmart$#!tter...

    That is called a Reverse Walmart Bidet.

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    Re: Stuck in a Walmart$#!tter...

    Quote Originally Posted by ublinkwescore View Post
    Because it's out of toilet paper. Send help.
    Meh, just use your hand, then contact a member of management and give him a good firm handshake.

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    Re: Stuck in a Walmart$#!tter...

    For your sake, I hope were still stuck and missed this game.

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    Re: Stuck in a Walmart$#!tter...

    Go to the sandpaper aisle and get a sheet.
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    Re: Stuck in a Walmart$#!tter...

    Page Discosalad

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    Re: Stuck in a Walmart$#!tter...

    I escaped. Finally.

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    Re: Stuck in a Walmart$#!tter...

    Quote Originally Posted by YardRat View Post
    Now that's funny.

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