Draft by Name Pizzazz

[POTLAND PSILBYLO]

1) Ennis Rakestraw Jr. Missouri CB
2) Kamren Kinchens Miami S
3) Jamari Thrash Louisville WR
4) Ruke Orhorhoro Clemson DT
5) Marcus Rosemy-Jacksaint Georgia WR
6) X'Zauvea Gadlin Liberty OG - Original Gangsta
7) Frank Gore Jr. Southern Miss RB
8) Harrison Mevis Missouri K
9) Rashad Wisdom UTSA S

[sukie]

I want the Caucasian

[Dr. Lecter]

Kool-aid McKinstry

[Canadian'eh!]

No late pick of CB Storm Duck?

[POTLAND PSILBYLO]

No late pick of CB Storm Duck?

I missed that biggly.

[Mad Max]

No late pick of CB Storm Duck?

I don’t give a quack what anybody says I’d take a flyer on the Duck.

[Mad Max]

I missed that biggly.

It was. Yuuuge omission. YUUUGE.

[Historian]

[TheConsigliere]

1) Ennis Rakestraw Jr. Missouri CB
2) Kamren Kinchens Miami S
3) Jamari Thrash Louisville WR
4) Ruke Orhorhoro Clemson DT
5) Marcus Rosemy-Jacksaint Georgia WR
6) X'Zauvea Gadlin Liberty OG - Original Gangsta
7) Frank Gore Jr. Southern Miss RB
8) Harrison Mevis Missouri K
9) Rashad Wisdom UTSA S

NO Thank You.

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Just a PSA that The Family will post it's Annual Baked Ziti NFL Mock Draft at its traditional schedule of before the end of March.

Easter is on Sunday March 31st this year so the end of March is a busy time for not only the Papa but his Jesuit Followers.

Nonetheless, rest assured that you can expect the same deep research that you see every year.

Until then, have a good laugh at these other mocks and be patient.

[notacon]

1) Ennis Rakestraw Jr. Missouri CB
2) Kamren Kinchens Miami S
3) Jamari Thrash Louisville WR
4) Ruke Orhorhoro Clemson DT
5) Marcus Rosemy-Jacksaint Georgia WR
6) X'Zauvea Gadlin Liberty OG - Original Gangsta
7) Frank Gore Jr. Southern Miss RB
8) Harrison Mevis Missouri K
9) Rashad Wisdom UTSA S

In recent drafts, GMFB has a segment where Kyle Brandt poses a quiz to the other hosts, listing three names where only one is a prospective draftee real name, and the other two are made up.

It is difficult to pick the real name and the bit is pretty amusing.

This video is from before the 2023 draft.

[POTLAND PSILBYLO]

1) Ennis Rakestraw Jr. Missouri CB
2) Kamren Kinchens Miami S
3) Jamari Thrash Louisville WR
4) Ruke Orhorhoro Clemson DT
5) Marcus Rosemy-Jacksaint Georgia WR
6) X'Zauvea Gadlin Liberty OG - Original Gangsta
7) Frank Gore Jr. Southern Miss RB
8) Harrison Mevis Missouri K
9) Rashad Wisdom UTSA S

I'm starting to think that these are distinct possibilities:

5) Marcus Rosemy-Jacksaint Georgia WR
6) X'Zauvea Gadlin Liberty OG - Original Gangsta

[Mad Max]

10.) Jackmerius Tacktheratrix CB MSU
11.) Mergatroid Skittle S UL

we gotta scoop both of these guys in the 6th

[POTLAND PSILBYLO]

10.) Jackmerius Tacktheratrix CB MSU
11.) Mergatroid Skittle S UL

we gotta scoop both of these guys in the 6th

I like that guy outta University of California at Indiana, Pennsylvania

[sahlensguy]

My parents were Bill and Jill.

[POTLAND PSILBYLO]

My parents were Bill and Jill.

You are one lucky Junior Billajill.