Average Joe!

**Earthquake Enyart** · 12-09-2003, 11:09 AM

I didn't waste my time watching this whole series (and I know you didn't either Eb, AWM, or you other TV snobs), but I did catch most of the finale, flipping back and forth from MNF.

In the finals for the hot blonde cheerleader were a 27 year old student/waiter loser who was very handsome, and a 27 year old mongoloid who looked like he'd fit right in at a Zone tailgate party. The mongoloid lived in a pimpin NYC apartment and was part owner of a bar. Looked like he was doing OK for himself.

As much as they tried to lead us on that the blonde would pick our mongoloid hero (boy did that guy have a high forehead, or what??), of course she picked the handsome guy with no future. The mongoloid loser was happy for them and wished them well. No crying in the bus scene, like the Bachelor losers. Nice touch, btrw to have the winner jetted off with the girl to a island resort, and the loser in a bus to Palookaville.

Lessons learned?

**northernbillfan** · 12-09-2003, 11:11 AM

You missed Monday Night Football for that garbage.

**yle** · 12-09-2003, 11:12 AM

I heard she was already basically engaged before doing this, and was just doing it for the experience.

**Earthquake Enyart** · 12-09-2003, 11:13 AM

Originally posted by northernbillfan
You missed Monday Night Football for that garbage.

I can only take so much of Madden before the Wanderlust with the remote sets in.

**northernbillfan** · 12-09-2003, 11:13 AM

Ain't that the truth

**Ebenezer** · 12-09-2003, 11:13 AM

Originally posted by Earthquake Enyart
I didn't waste my time watching this whole series (and I know you didn't either Eb, AWM, or you other TV snobs), but I did catch most of the finale, flipping back and forth from MNF.

In the finals for the hot blonde cheerleader were a 27 year old student/waiter loser who was very handsome, and a 27 year old mongoloid who looked like he'd fit right in at a Zone tailgate party. The mongoloid lived in a pimpin NYC apartment and was part owner of a bar. Looked like he was doing OK for himself.

As much as they tried to lead us on that the blonde would pick our mongoloid hero (boy did that guy have a high forehead, or what??), of course she picked the handsome guy with no future. The mongoloid loser was happy for them and wished them well. No crying in the bus scene, like the Bachelor losers. Nice touch, btrw to have the winner jetted off with the girl to a island resort, and the loser in a bus to Palookaville.

Lessons learned?

Lesson: Unless you got sex out of it you wasted your time.

**Earthquake Enyart** · 12-09-2003, 11:15 AM

The mongoloid guy had giant horse teeth. You knew he wasn't getting any.

**Patrick76777** · 12-09-2003, 11:19 AM

I watched it. If that chick were 10 years older she would have gone for the money. But being 25, she's still looking for looks.

I found it amazing. The guy wasn't terrible looking. He had a nice penthouse in NYC, owned his own company and business! The other guy lives with his folks, is 26 years old and is still grinding through college and works as a waiter.

Ah well.

Did you see the guys for the next one. Even bigger nerds and they bring in 6 built guys. The second chick will do the same thing and ditch the nerds. But from what they show, she hooks up with almost all of them.

Decent show.

**Patrick76777** · 12-09-2003, 11:20 AM

Those teeth were huge!

**Valerie** · 12-09-2003, 11:21 AM

I missed most of the series, but I caught a few of the last episodes, including last night's. Jason was the hot guy. As soon as he got there, I liked him! He was definitely a

But, I really liked Adam (the mongoloid). Melana, the hot cheerleader liked Adam too. And personally, I would've picked Adam. I think she made a mistake. Adam was settled and established. Jason was a waiter, living at home and going to school. I can't imagine what he has to offer her at this point. Except maybe sex and obviously his looks and kick ass body! I still would've picked Adam.

BTW, half those "average" Joe's were actors. It was another television set up.

**lordofgun** · 12-09-2003, 11:22 AM

I don't get the point of the show. The girls going to pick the lookers every time.

**Patrick76777** · 12-09-2003, 11:23 AM

Originally posted by Jaded 7
And personally, I would've picked Adam. I think she made a mistake. Adam was settled and established. Jason was a waiter, living at home and going to school. I can't imagine what he has to offer her at this point.

Like I said, she's 25 and wants the hottie, if she were 35, she'd have jumped all over the money. NO DOUBT!

**Patrick76777** · 12-09-2003, 11:24 AM

But then again, by the time she's 35, Adam's going to have 15 Mil, have his teeth fixed and be banging some Model. Good move by him.

**R. Rich** · 12-09-2003, 11:24 AM

Originally posted by Earthquake Enyart
I can only take so much of Madden before the Wanderlust with the remote sets in.

I can't take ANY of Madden. The only MNF games I have watched this year was that first one on Thursday and the Steeler game (can't remember who they played). I just can't tolerate Madden anymore.

**lordofgun** · 12-09-2003, 11:24 AM

Anyone notice how she was all cuddly right after she found out he had money.

The reason she didn't pick him is that he had a mental breakdown on their date.

**Earthquake Enyart** · 12-09-2003, 11:25 AM

Originally posted by Patrick76777
I found it amazing. The guy wasn't terrible looking.

From one mongoloid to another.

**Mr. Miyagi** · 12-09-2003, 11:27 AM

The whole show is garbage, other than the fact that the chick is pretty good to look at.

I never understood these dating reality shows. These people meet and date on the show, and within a short few days or weeks they're supposed to get married??? It's so sad that our society is taking marriage so damn lightly. Couples are supposed to date for a much longer time than that before they can decide whether they really want to commit to marriage. The first few weeks/months are nothing but lust and passion. When that novelty wears off they'll see if they still want to marry that person. Otherwise the marriage is set to be a failure from the start.

**Earthquake Enyart** · 12-09-2003, 11:29 AM

Originally posted by Mr. Miyagi
The whole show is garbage, other than the fact that the chick is pretty good to look at.

I never understood these dating reality shows. These people meet and date on the show, and within a short few days or weeks they're supposed to get married??? It's so sad that our society is taking marriage so damn lightly. Couples are supposed to date for a much longer time than that before they can decide whether they really want to commit to marriage. The first few weeks/months are nothing but lust and passion. When that novelty wears off they'll see if they still want to marry that person. Otherwise the marriage is set to be a failure from the start.

STFU.

**Mr. Miyagi** · 12-09-2003, 11:30 AM

**Patrick76777** · 12-09-2003, 11:31 AM

I'm one good looking Mother F-er!

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