Fat Tony handicaps BFZ FFL#2 Week 5

[Fat Tony]

After a short Hiatus, I'm back to prognosticating the BFZ FFL #2.!!

Let's get started.....


Dozerdogs (2-2) vs Ct Bills Fan 4-0

Ct Bills Fan-

Probable Starters- QB Brooks, RB R Williams, T Henry, WR-M Booker, D Boston TE-B Franks, K=Akers D-49ers



Dozerdogs

Probable Starters- QB Kerry Collins, RB - R. Barlow, RB-Deuce McCallister, WR M. Harrison, WR R.Gardner, Te Pollard, K- J Carney, D- Bears

Fat Tony's Line- CT Billsfan -6

NFL.com Guru Projected Score
Ct Bills Fan 83
Dozerdogs 78

The last undefeated team in BFZ FFL#2 faces the Dozerdogs in what couild be a very close game. While CBF has ridden some excellent performances to date this season from Aaron Brooks, Ricky Williams, and Marty Booker, his squad comes into this match a little nicked up. Henry, Franks, and Boston are all nursing minor injuries. This could be the week the streak of 4 wins in a row ends.

Dozerdogs lose their #1 pick Shawn Alexander to a bye this week. Other than his 52 point FFL week last week, he has not done much in the first 3 games. Will the bye week recharge the batteries? Or will it break the momentum gained in vs Minnesota. Dozerdog's recieving corps of Harrison, Gardner, and Pollard have some favorable matchups (vs Cincy and The Titans ) which have given up tons of points trough the air recently.

Prediction- Dozerdogs squeek out a close win. Take the Dozerdogs and the points

Interesting stat- Shawn Alexander scored more FFL points in a 3 minute span of the 2nd quarter vs the Vikes last week than he did the entire first 3 games.

[Fat Tony]

The Poutines(3-1) vs Flutie Rulz 3-1

Flutie Rulz

Probable Starters- QB Manning, RB-Wheatley, S Davis, WR- J Horn, D Branch, TE-Gonzales, K- Nedney D- TB Bucs


Poutines

Probable Starters: QB- Bledsoe RB-Jamal Lewis, RB A Green, WR-Toomer, WR- P. Price, TE- Riemersma, K-Hollis, D- Eagles


NFL.com Guru Projected Score
Poutines 89
Flutie Rulz 88

Fat Tony's line = EVEN

Poutines continue to emulate their starting QB Bledsoe's fortunes. Close down-to -the-wire finishes have been the trademark. Both teams QBs have favorable matchups and should put up the points. Gonzales has a great matchup vs a weak Jets D, but Flutie Rulz's RBs have been slumping of late.

I'll take Poutines in this one in another tight race.

Interesting Stat-3 of the 4 games Poutines have played were nailbiters, decided by 1,2, and 3 points.

[clumping platelets]

I hope the Poutines kick their a$$

[Fat Tony]

Boners 2-2 vs Pottymouths 2-2


Pottymouths

Probable Starters- QB , RB-C Garner, RB- M Pittman, WR-E Moulds, WR- J Rice, TE J Shockey, K- M Stover, D-Panthers

Boners

Probable Starters- QB McNabb RBs- Tiki Barber, Tomlinson WR- Rod Smith, Freeman, TE- Fred Jones K-Edlinger D-Saints

NFL.com Guru Projected Score
Pottymouths 82
Boners 89

Fat Tony's line= Boners (-6)


The Pottymouths were the beneficiaries of the highest scoring offense in the NFL with 2 top Raiders. Leading the Oakland attack are Charlie Gardner and Jerry Rice. Eric Moulds helps too. But what could have been a dark horse run to the playoffs has been tossed a grenade. Kurt Warner, #1 pick of the pottymoths, has seen his season get flushed down the toilet. Out until December with a broken finger (and stinking up the joint to date) it will leave the Pottymoths searching for a bonafied starting QB.

The Boners bring into this game excellent starters at each position with QB Mcnabb, RB Tomlinson, and WR Rod Smith. His depth behind those players is suspect. he better stay healthy.

Fat Tony's prediction: I like the matchups that Rice, Gardner, and Moulds have in what should be a shootout in RWS. While the Boners have the beter players, Tomlinson& Rod Smith are matched up against some solid defenses. Take the Pottymouths and the points.

Interesting stat: Pottymouth's Eric Moulds leads the league in receptions with 33 receptions, and Charlie Gardner sports the league's highest average per rush, 5.8 yds per attempt

[shelby]

cas is going to get his kicked

i am starting ...and my new backup is Harrington

[Fat Tony]

[B] Killer Typ0s 2-2 vs Medina Mustangs 1-3


Killer Typ0s

Probable Starters- QB McNair, RBs- Holmes, A. Thomas, WRs- T. Glenn, E MCCafferty, TE- Cleeland, K- Longwell, D- Bills

Medina Mustangs

Probable Starters- QB Gannon RBs Lamar Smith, D Staley WR- M Muhammed, T Holt TE-David Sloan, K- Vinatieri D- Broncos

NFL.com Guru Projected Score
Killer Typos 83
Medina Mustangs 77

Fat Tony's Line- Typ0s (-8)

Mustangs have to hang their hopes on a pair of suprising Carolina Panthers. Who wudda thunk Curtis martin would be benched for a washed up dulfelon like Lamar Smith- who won the starting Job in Carolina due to an injury to rookie DeShaun Foster. Typ0s have been riding the efforts of Priest Holmes. If Daunte Culp[epper just got a little bit of help from that piece of garbage Randy Moss, Typ)'s could easily be undefeated.

Interesting stat- Priest Holmes leads all FFL RBs with a 25 point FFL average.

Fat Tony Prediction- Typ0's should ride Holmes. He should rack up 30 FFL points vs a woeful Jets run defense. With Glenn starting vs an injury depleated Bears secondary, this could get ugly.

Take Typ0s and lay the points

[Fat Tony]

OJ Experience 2-2vsWrecking Crew 1-3

Wrecking Crew-

Probable Starters- B Farve, RB- Gary, E James, WR- H Ward, I Bruce, TE- F Wycheck, K- O Mare, D-Rams

OJ Experience-

Probable Starters- QB- T Green, RB M Faulk, RB Fred Taylor, WR-Terrell Owens, WR-C Conway, TE-R. McMichael, K-Dawson, D-Steelers

NFL.com Guru Projected Score
Wrecking Crew- 81
OJ Experience- 95

Fat Tony's line- OJ Experience (-16)

OJ experience has a lot of potential that has gotten off to a slow start. Marshall Faulk should be getting more of the load now that Warner is out. If Mike Martz can get his head out of his long enough, he will simplify the offense and give the ball to the former league MVP. Outside of Favre and the Edge, wrecking crew hasn't got a lot of firepower.

Fat Tony says: Take OJ experience- they shouyld win this going away....

[Fat Tony]

Gnatmonsters 0-1Vs Fat Pansies
Fat Pansies-

Probable Starters- QB- Brady, RBs W Dunn, C Dillon WR- Thrash, Kevin Johnson TE-Shannon Sharpe K- J Elam D- Dallas

Gnatmomonsters- :dazy:

Probable Starters- QB Garcia, RB- E George, RB-Jamel white, WR-Jimmy Smith, WR-Driver, TE- Walls, K- M Gramatica, D- Giants

NFL.com Guru Projected Score
Fat Pansys 82
:dazy: 74

Fat Tony's Line- Fat Pansys (-8)

On paper this looks like a game the Fat Pansies could mail in. But not so fast. Tom Brady meets a stiff Miami secondary and the Dolphins will try to keep him off the field with a ground control game. I don't expect to see Brady hitting 300 yards or close to it. Warrick Dunn meets his ex-team mates and I'm sure they would love to make it a point to shut him down. I also like the Matchups that Gnatmonsters are getting for George, Garcia, and Driver.

This will be a close one, Fat Pansies might sqeeeze it out, but i'm gonna take the Gnatmonsters and the points

[Fat Tony]

Team......................................... Record.... .................Power Points

1- Ct Bills Fan* ..................................4-0...........................35
2- The Poutines Sabre Ally* ...............3-1......................... 33.5
3- Flutie Rulz*.................................... 3-1......................... 29
4- Casdhf Boners...............................2-2..........................23.5
5- The Dozerdogs.............................2-2......................... 22
6- Killer Typ0s ..................................2-2..........................21.5
7- Orenthal James Experience..........2-2......................... 20.5
8- Fat Pansies...................................2-2.........................15.5
9- the pottymouths (shelby).............2-2..........................15
10- Medina Mustangs .......................1-3......................... 9
11- Wrecking Crew SoCalBillsFan .....1-3......................... 6.5
12 Gnatmonsters .............................0-4 ...........................3

Playoff teams to date


*- Division leaders

Ct Bills Fan, Poutines, Flutie Rulz

Wild Card- Casdhf Boners

[shelby]

Ct Bills Fan!!

[Fat Tony]

I am accepting wagers w/lines provided

[shelby]

cas and i have a private bet

btw....happy birthday Fat Tony!

[Dazydog]

Cas & I have a bet too.

Cas :shelby: Shelby

[casdhf]

All you suckas going down

[Earthquake Enyart]

Man, I already have 750 on the line in the other league this week.

[Dozerdog]

Oh yeah, EE? With who? The Weenie Sharks?

[Earthquake Enyart]

Candy from a baby.

[shelby]

[Valerie]

Originally posted by clumping platelets I hope the Poutines kick their a$$

You can just bite me and TD for that remark, CP!
JadedCP