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  1. 01-07-2004, 01:59 PM #1
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    Man wants to sue cable company

    I believe that the reason I smoke and drink every day and my wife is overweight is because we watched TV every day for the last four years,”




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  2. 01-07-2004, 02:04 PM #2
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    I'd like to sue too...can't I just get the 12 stations I want...and for a cheaper price?? DO I really need 145 channels???




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  3. 01-07-2004, 02:05 PM #3
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    I can't drive the ball 300 yards. I'm suing you, FTG.






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  4. 01-07-2004, 02:10 PM #4
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    Originally posted by lordofgun
    I can't drive the ball 300 yards. I'm suing you, FTG.
    I can, so I'm suing you for blaming FTG for you athletic ineptitude.
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  5. 01-07-2004, 02:14 PM #5
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    I'm suing all of you for bothering me...
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  6. 01-07-2004, 02:43 PM #6
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    Originally posted by yledust
    I can, so I'm suing you for blaming FTG for you athletic ineptitude.
    I don't believe you. I'm suing you for slander.
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  7. 01-07-2004, 02:59 PM #7
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    stick an old sneaker in his wifes mouth,duct tape it shut,and she won't be so damn fat.
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    He tried that. She ate it.
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    Originally posted by lordofgun
    I don't believe you. I'm suing you for slander.
    I counter-sue you for defamation of avatar.
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    Re: Man wants to sue cable company

    Originally posted by Fairway To Green
    I believe that the reason I smoke and drink every day and my wife is overweight is because we watched TV every day for the last four years,”
    I hope you win the case EE!
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    Originally posted by Ð
    He tried that. She ate it.
    what a pig.
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