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    My brother is a jerk!

    He works with a bunch of dudes who drink Pepsi all day! Anyway, they have that thing where they were giving out NFL hats if you got matching caps on the bottles. Well he gets 30-some matches and was looking for people to give hats to (it was one of those one per person things)! So I tell him that I have so many Bills hats that I’ll take a Browns and a Chiefs hat! I got both hats a few weeks ago and they’re very nice. Well today I get a third package addressed to Patrica. And what’s in there? A friggen Dolphins hat! What am I to do?
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    urinate on it, burn it, then bury it.

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    dig up and repeat.

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    Use it to wipe your ass.

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    Sell it on Ebay. You'd be surprised what people will pay for useless crap.






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    If Patricia's your wife or girlfriend, leave her. That's unacceptable.

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    naw it's me!

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    Man, those hats are lame.

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    Simple, sell it to a DolFan and buy some beer.

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    return to sender.


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    Kick him in the a$$ next time you see him lol


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    Burn it in effigy the next time we play the Fish.
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    Wear it. Wait for a Dolphin fan to approach you to talk about how "this is our year." Sucker punch him. Repeat.



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    dolphins are the gayest animals! So lame, so annoying, so feminine

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    Originally posted by The Natrix
    Wear it. Wait for a Dolphin fan to approach you to talk about how "this is our year." Sucker punch him. Repeat.





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    Originally posted by billsfanone
    Use it to wipe your ass.
    i agree.
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    Christ, you are the queerest person in the history of Bills fanhood. I swear to god I would stomp you.

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    Originally posted by TheGhostofJimKelly
    Man, those hats are lame.

    Actually the hats are very nice! But not the phin one! I couldn't even look at the damn thing.

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    Originally posted by Patrick76777



    Actually the hats are very nice! But not the phin one! I couldn't even look at the damn thing.
    No there not, there tan with a Bills logo on them, WOOOHOOO!!!

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    Use it for some voodoo curses on the Fins.

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