My brother is a jerk!

[Patrick76777]

He works with a bunch of dudes who drink Pepsi all day! Anyway, they have that thing where they were giving out NFL hats if you got matching caps on the bottles. Well he gets 30-some matches and was looking for people to give hats to (it was one of those one per person things)! So I tell him that I have so many Bills hats that I’ll take a Browns and a Chiefs hat! I got both hats a few weeks ago and they’re very nice. Well today I get a third package addressed to Patrica. And what’s in there? A friggen Dolphins hat! What am I to do?

[Devin]

urinate on it, burn it, then bury it.

[Devin]

dig up and repeat.

[LtBillsFan66]

Use it to wipe your ass.

Is it mesh? Mesh may be rough on the bung...

[lordofgun]

Sell it on Ebay. You'd be surprised what people will pay for useless crap.

[TedMock]

If Patricia's your wife or girlfriend, leave her. That's unacceptable.

[Patrick76777]

naw it's me!

[TheGhostofJimKelly]

Man, those hats are lame.

[HAMMER]

Simple, sell it to a DolFan and buy some beer.

[BAM]

return to sender.

[chubluv]

Kick him in the a$$ next time you see him lol

[The_Philster]

Burn it in effigy the next time we play the Fish.
Do we have to tell you how to do everything?

[The Natrix]

Wear it. Wait for a Dolphin fan to approach you to talk about how "this is our year." Sucker punch him. Repeat.

[STAMPY]

dolphins are the gayest animals! So lame, so annoying, so feminine

[LarryBoy]

Originally posted by The Natrix
Wear it. Wait for a Dolphin fan to approach you to talk about how "this is our year." Sucker punch him. Repeat.