I want you guys to duke it out in this thread.
I want you guys to duke it out in this thread.
This should be quick.
1) The Black Bear - Poser. Run off of website after website. What a poor excuse for a member of the Ursidae family. Do bears **** in the woods? God damn right, and I whipe my ass with this guy's fur. ThePolarBear has inside info that this guy is almost as incomprehensible in person (as revealed by his desperate urge to babble nonsensically on message boards.) No doubt, this rumor is true.
2) The Brown Bear - Each post of his seems to be written by something so confused, it doesn't know whether to scratch its watch or wind its ass. He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle. Brown Bear should head to Mark Twain's advice: "It is better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt." If there's an idea in his head, it's most definitely in solitary confinement.
3) The Pink Bear - Extremely. Barney wanna-be. He is pink for gods sakes.
Good analysis. What do you think of Pooh bear?
Where are the rest of the bears?
It looks like The Polar Bear has ice on the brain again. Maybe you meant that TheBrownBear should "heed" Twain's advice, but it seems that The Polar Bear is the bear that should follow suit. And The Polar Bear knows well about The Pink Bear's orientation, seeing as I spotted the two of them in a "bearlock" out behind the woodshed. "RESPEK KNUCKLES"Originally Posted by ThePolarBear
This should be quick.
1) The Black Bear - Poser. Run off of website after website. What a poor excuse for a member of the Ursidae family. Do bears **** in the woods? God damn right, and I whipe my ass with this guy's fur. ThePolarBear has inside info that this guy is almost as incomprehensible in person (as revealed by his desperate urge to babble nonsensically on message boards.) No doubt, this rumor is true.
2) The Brown Bear - Each post of his seems to be written by something so confused, it doesn't know whether to scratch its watch or wind its ass. He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle. Brown Bear should head to Mark Twain's advice: "It is better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt." If there's an idea in his head, it's most definitely in solitary confinement.
3) The Pink Bear - Extremely
Last edited by TheBrownBear; 12-10-2004 at 12:28 PM.
Great idea Thurm contain all the idiots in one thread...
Oh wait damn Im here
"Whoever did this obviously did not know about the people of Boston. Because nothing these terrorists do is gonna shake them. ... A city that withstood an 86-year-losing streak. A city that made it through the Big Dig - a construction project that backed up traffic for 16 years. I mean, there are commuters just getting home now."
-Stephen Colbert
your here too dumbass
I will not refute the fact that I am a dumbass.
The Pink Bear is not happy with you prejudging his sexual orientation. The Pink Bear happens to be very straight. The Pink Bear has a mate that can testify to this extent. Furthermore, instead of letting the Pillowlickers turn the Bears against each other, The Pink Bear thinks we should join forces and take this 'Zone' for our own!
If ya smellllalalalalalalow what The Pink Bear is cookin'!
This thread could be a classic real quick.
Ummm...actually- Polar Bears don't.....
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