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    12 Days Of Xmas. Bills Style!!

    On the first day of Christmas Ralph Wilson gave to me…

    Quarterback Jim Kelly…

    On The Second Day of Christmas Ralph Wilson gave to me…

    2,003 Yards and Quarterback Jim Kelly…

    On The Third Day of Christmas Ralph Wilson gave to me…

    3 Wide Right, 2003 yards and Quarterback Jim Kelly…

    On The Fourth Day of Christmas Ralph Wilson gave to me…

    4 Super Bowls, 3 Wide Right, 2003 yards and Quarterback Jim Kelly…

    On The Fifth Day of Christmas Ralph Wilson gave to me…

    Willis McGahee!!!! 4 Super Bowls, 3 Wide Right, 2003 yards and Quarterback Jim Kelly…

    On The Sixth Day of Christmas Ralph Wilson gave to me…

    6 Hall of Famers, Willis McGahee!!!! 4 Super Bowls, 3 Wide Right, 2003 yards and Quarterback Jim Kelly…

    On The Seventh Day of Christmas Ralph Wilson gave to me…

    7 Division Titles, 6 Hall of Famers, Willis McGahee!!! 4 Super Bowls, 3 Wide Right, 2003 Yards and Quarterback Jim Kelly…

    On The Eighth Day of Christmas Ralph Wilson gave to me…

    18 Defensive Turnovers, 7 Division Titles, 6 Hall of Famers, Willis McGahee!!! 4 Super Bowls, 3 Wide Right, 2003 Yards and Quarterback Jim Kelly…

    On The Ninth Day of Christmas Ralph Wilson gave to me…

    9 Jills a-jumping, 18 Defensive Turnovers, 7 Division Titles, 6 Hall of Famers, Willis McGahee!!! 4 Super Bowls, 3 Wide Right, 2003 Yards and Quarterback Jim Kelly…(this was for Phil)

    On The Tenth Day of Christmas Ralph Wilson gave to me…

    10 Rushing Touchdowns, 9 Jills a-jumping, 18 Defensive Turnovers, 7 Division Titles, 6 Hall of Famers, Willis McGahee!!! 4 Super Bowls, 3 Wide Right, 2003 Yards and Quarterback Jim Kelly…

    On The Eleventh Day of Christmas Ralph Wilson gave to me…

    #11 in the Pocket, 10 Rushing Touchdowns, 9 Jills a-jumping, 18 Defensive Turnovers, 7 Division Titles, 6 Hall of Famers, Willis McGahee!!! 4 Super Bowls, 3 Wide Right, 2003 Yards and Quarterback Jim Kelly…

    On The Twelth Day of Christmas Ralph Wilson gave to me…

    A SUPER BOWL VICTORY!!!!!!, #11 in the Pocket, 10 Rushing Touchdowns, 9 Jills a-jumping, 18 Defensive Turnovers, 7 Division Titles, 6 Hall of Famers, Willis McGahee!!! 4 Super Bowls, 3 Wide Right, 2003 Yards and Quarterback Jim Kelly…
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    I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
    "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
    You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
    It was all
    true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
    He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
    mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.



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    Hey, I like it!

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    That's great, MBBedard! Did you write it yourself?


    There's not a stone in my heart I've left unturned
    Not a piece of my soul that I ain't searched
    The only answer I found for all this hurt
    Is there ain't not answer here on earth


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    Yeah Ive been working on it all day...

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    Quote Originally Posted by MBBedard
    Yeah Ive been working on it all day...
    AWESOME! I tried to give you rep, but I have to spread it around first. Nice job! You should sent it into the Bills and see if they use it.

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    I might have to change the bouncing jills line... maybe they could be jumping

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    1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 18, 9, 10, 11, 12???

    You sure you're not a Patriots fan?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Miyagi
    1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 18, 9, 10, 11, 12???

    You sure you're not a Patriots fan?

    If you want to get technical its , 2003, 3, 4, , 6, 7, 18, 9, 10, 11, 12

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    Yeah. That's much better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Miyagi
    1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 18, 9, 10, 11, 12???

    You sure you're not a Patriots fan?
    Poetic licence, Double M.
    Nice job MBB!


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    This is pretty cool. I'm moving it to the Bills board because it's Buffalo Bills related.



    Plus, I want to see what Mr. Cynical says about it.

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    Good job man! I like!


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    Now that is what I call Christmas music. MBB you rock brutha! How many of you were singing to yourself while you read it? Oh that was just me?

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    I love it! Nice job!

    MB

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    A true work of art!
    Should have known, way back in 1960 when we drafted Richie Lucas Number 1, that this would be a long, hard ride. But who could have known it would be THIS bad?

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    There goes MBs production for the day. Sorry boss.

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    Sing this with the family tonight!

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