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  • The King
    Without me it's just Awe so
    • Jun 2004
    • 42380

    #16
    Originally posted by SabreEleven
    Know your role.

    **** That. Spelling is for
    I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
    "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
    You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
    It was all
    true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
    He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
    mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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    • BuffaloJayhawk
      Registered User
      • Aug 2004
      • 9133

      #17
      I know you are but what am I?
      http://www.queencityfc.com/Index.asp <-- Buffalo's Pro Soccer Club!

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      • STAMPY
        Hall of Fame Zoner
        • Sep 2003
        • 9557

        #18
        Originally posted by MBBedard
        You didnt throw that out. About 5 different wrestlers did, you just wasted everyones time with a 9 page rant using nursery rhymes. So go back to watching sweaty men roll around on the ground.

        No your role, and shut your mouth.
        besides layeth the smack? Where was that stolen from wrasslin?
        you amuse me. Bottomline is you threw fire on me dawg... I got something for ya if ya get by the first round

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        • The King
          Without me it's just Awe so
          • Jun 2004
          • 42380

          #19
          Why wait until I get by the 1st round. Why dont we line up toe to toe in the first round? I am sure LOG will arrange it.

          Step it up or Go Home.
          I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
          "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
          You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
          It was all
          true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
          He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
          mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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          • Shiny Chicken
            Shinier than your mom
            • Jul 2002
            • 5183

            #20
            This is gonna be easier than I thought...

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            • STAMPY
              Hall of Fame Zoner
              • Sep 2003
              • 9557

              #21
              Originally posted by MBBedard
              Why wait until I get by the 1st round. Why dont we line up toe to toe in the first round? I am sure LOG will arrange it.

              Step it up or Go Home.
              Im not scared to face you at all

              If you wanna have an early funeral that's all on you. I don't care who gets thrown at me... As i've said before... If its Blink, if its ShinyChicken, or if its you... Hell even If its LordOfGoddamnGayness... Anybody that faces me will get the ****ed Knocked Out... Bottomline... if you go Toe to Toe... Eye to Eye... FACE TO FACE, Nose to Nose, Hardcore Living Legend to Living in the basement of your folks for life leading a garage band. Brother you got no chance...The odds of you putting a dent in my parade or the same odds you got of banging a groupie. None cause your band sucks!!!

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              • Forward_Lateral
                Registered User
                • Mar 2004
                • 29895

                #22
                LOL! What a bunch of candy-asses. I've seen better smack at a nursery school. Stampy, you need to lay off the Wrestling Tapes dude, it's pretty ****in lame. Face it dog, you ain't got no ****in game.

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                • Marino13Phins
                  Put your banana between these melons and make a fruit salad
                  • Oct 2003
                  • 4728

                  #23
                  I've seen better insults in a Dr. Suess book.

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                  • Forward_Lateral
                    Registered User
                    • Mar 2004
                    • 29895

                    #24
                    Originally posted by Chambers84Phins
                    I've seen better insults in a Dr. Suess book.
                    Don't lie, we all know you can't read. Remedial mother ****er. Only a Fins fan would read Dr. Suess. Backbiter.

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                    • Marino13Phins
                      Put your banana between these melons and make a fruit salad
                      • Oct 2003
                      • 4728

                      #25
                      Originally posted by Forward_Lateral
                      Don't lie, we all know you can't read. Remedial mother ****er. Only a Fins fan would read Dr. Suess. Backbiter.
                      You have to make up your mind. Can I read or can I not read?

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                      • regor
                        Registered User
                        • Jul 2002
                        • 42348

                        #26
                        Originally posted by Chambers84Phins
                        You have to make up your mind. Can I read or can I not read?


                        F_L ain't the brightest bulb

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                        • Forward_Lateral
                          Registered User
                          • Mar 2004
                          • 29895

                          #27
                          Originally posted by Chambers84Phins
                          You have to make up your mind. Can I read or can I not read?
                          Are you even in the smack competition?

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                          • Marino13Phins
                            Put your banana between these melons and make a fruit salad
                            • Oct 2003
                            • 4728

                            #28
                            Originally posted by Forward_Lateral
                            Are you even in the smack competition?
                            You better hope not.

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                            • Marino13Phins
                              Put your banana between these melons and make a fruit salad
                              • Oct 2003
                              • 4728

                              #29
                              Originally posted by regor
                              F_L ain't the brightest bulb

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                              • Bufftp
                                Hi Dave!

                                Administrator Emeritus
                                • Jul 2002
                                • 18062

                                #30
                                Originally posted by Forward_Lateral
                                Don't lie, we all know you can't read. Remedial mother ****er. Only a Fins fan would read Dr. Suess. Backbiter.
                                he can read, Dr. Zuess is required text at University of Miami's advanced placement Rhetoric classes.
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