Insult tourny practice ring

[Marino13Phins]

he can read, Dr. Zuess is required text at University of Miami's advanced placement Rhetoric classes.

Exactly Bufftp. The nerve of some people. Dr. Suess make Mark Twain look like a jackass.

[STAMPY]

LOL! What a bunch of candy-asses. I've seen better smack at a nursery school. Stampy, you need to lay off the Wrestling Tapes dude, it's pretty ****in lame. Face it dog, you ain't got no ****in game.

This coming from a dumb ass redneck who drove his ass to florida with his butt buddy... To **** up Regor.

Get this guys this guy drove instead of flew because he couldn't get his ax on the plane through security... I guess you're just not very bright. Why didn't you just buy a ****in Ax at Sears in Florida. Ya could have ****in flew in ya dumb ****.

forward redneck life is cool right!!!! Ill tell ya how red neck this mother ****er is...
You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table. Man You think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test. Your ****ing home has more miles on it than your car. Dude for gods sake You prefer car keys to Q-tips

Forward you're nuts dawg. I dunno why your name is forwards bro. Everything you do is backwards. Look at your lifestyle. you still ****in piss on the lawn. And we're not talking about pissing on the lawn when you're piss drunk. It's your damn life. Also rumor has it you like to receive. You and Canadian Eh like to play catch. He likes the shotgun i hear but you prefer the wam, bam, thank you bam style. You like to receive huh? To each his own, You ****in ******, sorry im homo phobic? What i'd like to do is drag your ****in gayass on the back of that trailer you call a home ya vile, disgusting Queer. You like it RAW. You sick freak

[The King]

I dont know how you find all this time to trash talk. It must really interfere with your schedule of taking pictures of yourself in front of your Rock poster. You seem to be pretty high or yourself, arrogant even. Your Parade!? You share that parade with 23,000 other gays and lesbians. Speaking of which how will you spending your Valentines day? Nice and Cozy with a novel, or will you live a little and try to pull some hot babe online for cybersex.


So how about it champ? A Valentines Day Massacre?

[STAMPY]

I dont know how you find all this time to trash talk. It must really interfere with your schedule of taking pictures of yourself in front of your Rock poster. You seem to be pretty high or yourself, arrogant even. Your Parade!? You share that parade with 23,000 other gays and lesbians. Speaking of which how will you spending your Valentines day? Nice and Cozy with a novel, or will you live a little and try to pull some hot babe online for cybersex.


So how about it champ? A Valentines Day Massacre?

that was pathetic

[Forward_Lateral]

This coming from a dumb ass redneck who drove his ass to florida with his butt buddy... To **** up Regor.

Get this guys this guy drove instead of flew because he couldn't get his ax on the plane through security... I guess you're just not very bright. Why didn't you just buy a ****in Ax at Sears in Florida. Ya could have ****in flew in ya dumb ****.

forward redneck life is cool right!!!! Ill tell ya how red neck this mother ****er is...
You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table. Man You think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test. Your ****ing home has more miles on it than your car. Dude for gods sake You prefer car keys to Q-tips

Forward you're nuts dawg. I dunno why your name is forwards bro. Everything you do is backwards. Look at your lifestyle. you still ****in piss on the lawn. And we're not talking about pissing on the lawn when you're piss drunk. It's your damn life. Also rumor has it you like to receive. You and Canadian Eh like to play catch. He likes the shotgun i hear but you prefer the wam, bam, thank you bam style. You like to receive huh? To each his own, You ****in ******, sorry im homo phobic? What i'd like to do is drag your ****in gayass on the back of that trailer you call a home ya vile, disgusting Queer. You like it RAW. You sick freak

All of this coming from a guy with a user title "the shocker". What is that, your finishing move when you are trying to steal your little brother's candy? Your smack is ****in borrringggg, not to mention unoriginal. If I wanted to see redneck jokes, I'd watch your daddy Jeff Foxworthy on TV.
As for the buying an axe at Sears, dude, just because you are night cleanup boy there, doesn't mean you have to try to make sales.
Dude, you know I'm not queer, you still mad that I wouldn't let you toss my salad?
Stampy, that's an original name. I suppose it's because of all the food stamps you get each month. I heard you then trade them to regor for crack....brown crack that is.

[The King]

that was pathetic

I agree, I think foward lat should step up in my place.

[Bling]

I'm actually scared of you guys. You seem like the type that'd want to murder me if I kicked your arse.

[Bling]

All of this coming from a guy with a user title "the shocker". What is that, your finishing move when you are trying to steal your little brother's candy? Your smack is ****in borrringggg, not to mention unoriginal. If I wanted to see redneck jokes, I'd watch your daddy Jeff Foxworthy on TV.
As for the buying an axe at Sears, dude, just because you are night cleanup boy there, doesn't mean you have to try to make sales.
Dude, you know I'm not queer, you still mad that I wouldn't let you toss my salad?
Stampy, that's an original name. I suppose it's because of all the food stamps you get each month. I heard you then trade them to regor for crack....brown crack that is.

Best crap I've seen so far.

[Jayhawk]

I don't know what's worse bling, you or the fact that you are the worst excuse for a midget I've ever seen on here.

[STAMPY]

I don't know what's worse bling, you or the fact that you are the worst excuse for a midget I've ever seen on here.

Bling's Hero

[Mr.Reality]

You guys realize you have less than 48 hours, right?

I suggest you cut the small talk and get to practicin'. I expect ten pages by Monday.

[The Natrix]

expect the majestic like flint,
Stich
Ten pages are the craves
of every little ten year-old zoner craves
the educational master
Flip **** past yer
stitched up dim wit.

[Jayhawk]

****nut

[Michael82]

I'm here for some target practice.

[northernbillfan]

monkeyboy

I know you are but what am I?

I don't know what's worse bling, you or the fact that you are the worst excuse for a midget I've ever seen on here.

****nut

With witty replies like that your should count yourself lucky that you withdrew from the competition. You would have been eaten alive, and spit out as chum for the sharks.