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  1. 02-11-2005, 10:26 PM #1
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    Advice

    Do any of the veterans of the IT have any advice for us rookies?
  2. 02-11-2005, 10:33 PM #2
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    It won't matter, you have no chance
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    Quote Originally Posted by STAMPY
    It won't matter, you have no chance
    Why do you have to go and remind me?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SabreEleven
    Why do you have to go and remind me?

  5. 02-11-2005, 10:49 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by SabreEleven
    Why do you have to go and remind me?
    You should have gotton the hint after you got two envelopes full of talcum powder from you secret santa.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Reality
    You should have gotton the hint after you got two envelopes full of talcum powder from you secret santa.
    I was too low to even get a secret santa
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    In that case you have nothing to lose. Let 'er rip.
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    Stay away from gay jokes. They're not funny, you freaking homos.






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  9. 02-12-2005, 12:06 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by lordofgun
    Stay away from gay jokes. They're not funny, you freaking homos.
    So I can't mention Phil
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    Quote Originally Posted by SabreEleven
    So I can't mention Phil
    I was just gonna offer you some advice til you said that NEGGED
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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Philster
    I was just gonna offer you some advice til you said that NEGGED
    I meant the other Phil, the one that spells him name R-e-d-E-y-E...That Phil
  12. 02-12-2005, 09:05 AM #12
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    You don't want Phil's advice on how to be funny anyway.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Miyagi
    You don't want Phil's advice on how to be funny anyway.
    You know how I sent you a to you back? I take it back!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Philster
    You know how I sent you a to you back? I take it back!!
    Can I have it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SabreEleven
    Do any of the veterans of the IT have any advice for us rookies?
    Yeah, try to get FOODSTAMP in the first round and you might make it to the second.

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Miyagi
    You don't want Phil's advice on how to be funny anyway.
    True...that would be almost as ridiculous as him giving someone advice on how to get women.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Philster
    I was just gonna offer you some advice til you said that NEGGED
    Stick with your strengths, Phil....fashion design.
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    Next year Churchie!!! FOODSTAMP vs Mc*****
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    Gay jokes, working at McDonalds, and over-using the words "short bus" have been a tired staple amongst insult tourney losers for years. Going to uglypeople.com and just re-using their material might be funny at times, but lacks originality.

    Be creative.
  19. 02-12-2005, 12:48 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by STAMPY
    Next year Churchie!!! FOODSTAMP vs Mc*****
    You don't want me, FOODSTAMP. I would mind you so bad that you would have to replace that 900 number with 1-800-Dr-Phil on your speeddial.
  20. 02-12-2005, 01:29 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dozerdog
    Gay jokes, working at McDonalds, and over-using the words "short bus" have been a tired staple amongst insult tourney losers for years. Going to uglypeople.com and just re-using their material might be funny at times, but lacks originality.

    Be creative.
    Yup. Here's an advice. Go check out the material on last year's Insult Tourney.
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