Do any of the veterans of the IT have any advice for us rookies?
Do any of the veterans of the IT have any advice for us rookies?
It won't matter, you have no chance
Why do you have to go and remind me?Originally Posted by STAMPY
Originally Posted by SabreEleven
You should have gotton the hint after you got two envelopes full of talcum powder from you secret santa.Originally Posted by SabreEleven
I was too low to even get a secret santaOriginally Posted by Mr.Reality
In that case you have nothing to lose. Let 'er rip.
Stay away from gay jokes. They're not funny, you freaking homos.
So I can't mention PhilOriginally Posted by lordofgun
I was just gonna offer you some advice til you said that NEGGEDOriginally Posted by SabreEleven
I meant the other Phil, the one that spells him name R-e-d-E-y-E...That PhilOriginally Posted by The_Philster
You don't want Phil's advice on how to be funny anyway.
You know how I sent you a to you back? I take it back!!Originally Posted by Mr. Miyagi
Can I have it?Originally Posted by The_Philster
Yeah, try to get FOODSTAMP in the first round and you might make it to the second.Originally Posted by SabreEleven
True...that would be almost as ridiculous as him giving someone advice on how to get women.Originally Posted by Mr. Miyagi
Stick with your strengths, Phil....fashion design.Originally Posted by The_Philster
Next year Churchie!!! FOODSTAMP vs Mc*****
Gay jokes, working at McDonalds, and over-using the words "short bus" have been a tired staple amongst insult tourney losers for years. Going to uglypeople.com and just re-using their material might be funny at times, but lacks originality.
Be creative.
You don't want me, FOODSTAMP. I would mind you so bad that you would have to replace that 900 number with 1-800-Dr-Phil on your speeddial.Originally Posted by STAMPY
Yup. Here's an advice. Go check out the material on last year's Insult Tourney.Originally Posted by Dozerdog